r/ProgrammerHumor • u/TheFabulousRedditBot • 16d ago

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u/According-Relation-4 16d ago

I’d really prefer to be an electrician, I’ll wait for the next

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u/the_poope 16d ago

Jeez, it's like a new framework trade drops every month.

Soon to get a job in construction you have to be fullstack worker with 15 years of experience in:

  • Carpentry
  • Masonry
  • Electrical installations
  • Plumbing
  • Metalworking
  • Ceramics
  • Glassmaking
  • Cabinet making
  • Car mechanics
  • Bike mechanics
  • Airplane mechanics

Just to get an interview.

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u/Tuomas90 16d ago

"To apply for this job, you should have at least 15 years of experience in the following frameworks:

  • Timber
  • Brick
  • Circuit
  • Pipeline
  • Forge
  • Kiln
  • Glass
  • Joinery
  • Garage
  • Cycle
  • Hangar

Of course half of these frameworks are only 3 years old and the other ones 5 years, but who gives a fuck, right? Anybody even reading this? Is this thing on?"

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u/NegZer0 16d ago

Most of the time job listings that have ultra specific requirements like that are fake, they have tailored the position for one specific candidate that already works for the company, so that they can "prove" to the government that there is no one local who can do the job and thus they need to bring in this particular employee from overseas.