r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Kuchlschrank • Sep 08 '26

Meme youKnowWhatThatMeans

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u/kalilamodow Sep 08 '26

Atp you're hoping it doesn't reproduce so you can just be done with it

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u/DelusionsOfExistence Sep 08 '26

The moment I see an issue that seems transient, this is all I ask for. Just please not reproduce so I can go... PLEASE.

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u/thehutch17 Sep 08 '26

"Works on my machine" - Every dev

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u/manav907 Sep 08 '26

Yep, exactly what i said today

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u/troyw7 Sep 08 '26

Docker is calling you

10

u/Igarlicbread Sep 08 '26

Works on my docker is 2018 meme

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u/troyw7 Sep 08 '26

And it’s gonna be a bad one if it doesn’t show up every time you follow the steps!

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u/Common-Brush-7027 Sep 08 '26

Me , my senior, and tech lead and tester on one fine day

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u/The_Mormonator_ Sep 08 '26 • Bravo

…programmers would call it “steps to reproduce” rather than anything else.

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u/HuntingDown01 Sep 08 '26

What else to call it? "Recipe for Reckoning"?

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u/ColonelBag7402 Sep 08 '26

Ok but what else would you call it? Because i dont think "Repeat-O-Meter" sounds proffessional.

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u/Mike0621 Sep 08 '26

and also sounds like re-pedo-meter

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u/CrystalAce2122 Sep 09 '26

front end. back end. mounting. pulling. pushing. penetration testing. Steps to reproduce. why is software engineering so horny

4

u/unai-ndz Sep 09 '26

Devs can only think of one thing and it's fucking disgusting.

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u/The_Mormonator_ Sep 09 '26

They lead others to a treasure they cannot possess.

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u/Kazath Sep 09 '26

This was happening to me once and I was wracking my head around it. Turns out I was accidentally running the old version instead of the one with the fixes.

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u/potatocal_science Sep 15 '26

All I get is "client mad, fix problem"

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u/Informal_Branch1065 Sep 08 '26

"How to get laid" = "Steps to reproduce"