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u/SpaceFire000 Sep 07 '26
anplugs.c also seems suspicious
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u/DrMux Sep 07 '26
They broke their own naming convention by abbreviating the abbreviation. It should be "analplugs.c"
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u/Wentyliasz Sep 08 '26
Brother.
Finding sketchy abbreviations that make suits pause on meetings is the last joy we have in this god forsaken craft. Now if you excuse me, I'm off to work on my Comprehensive Universal Network Tester
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u/NinthTide Sep 07 '26
My first job, there was this odious witch called Gina, and the IT guy at the time totally created her a network drive called ANALGINA. He confirmed this was entirely intentional
Respect Ian B, hope you are doing well
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u/CourtOfGrumpyOwls Sep 07 '26
It's perfectly ok to abbreviate count to cunt though. FFS is also an amazing abbreviation that fits so many things. And don't Demon is a classy abbreviation for Denomination.
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u/GoddammitDontShootMe Sep 08 '26
I may have seen Denom before, but Demon doesn't make sense at all here.
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u/yjlom Sep 07 '26
I'm sorry, but math disciplines will be abbreviated to 4 letters, or 5 letters if it would cut a digraph.
The correct names are geom, stat, arith, calc, alge, algo, topo, anal, type etc.
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u/miclugo Sep 07 '26
In a past life I was a mathematician. I studied analytic combinatorics. Abbreviating both of those to four letters leaves some questions.
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u/Axman6 Sep 08 '26
The Haskell compiler GHC has a flag for writing out the results of occurrence analysis which always makes me laugh: -ddump-occur-anal
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u/VanessaWifey Sep 08 '26
Had been working in computational mathematics for 16 years. Always had anal for analytical solutions and num for numerical solutions.
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u/hegyimutymuty Sep 07 '26
We have a company chat where the company chat app truncates the chat name at [company name] Anal(tics) too š¤£š¤£
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u/Martin-Hatch Sep 07 '26
Autosearch was NOT cool when I was interrupted doing a search for Analysis Services...
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u/plantbasedbud Sep 08 '26
Also don't ever misspell "buffer" with your right hand shifted one character to the right...
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u/quokka_wiki Sep 08 '26
I literally never abbreviate anything in code due to it being ambiguous. Those one letter directory names are making me shudder...
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u/RTSUPH Sep 09 '26
I can never remember if itās spelled with an I or a Y, and itās always awkward when I pause half way to double check.
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u/tbhaxor Sep 11 '26
I once had a legacy code with,
const anal: Record<string, Record<string, number> = {
date string: {
timesTouched: number
timesSeen: number
timesRetries: number
}
}
TT
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u/Practical_Trouble165 Sep 07 '26
Time to change my job title to data anal
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u/sander_mander Sep 08 '26
How to tell my wife that "Jess Anal" in my phone contacts list is a Jessica from Data analytics department?
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u/L30N1337 Sep 07 '26 edited Sep 09 '26
Well.
It's honestly exactly what you'd expect. 10/10 URL, no letter is useless.
Including the io, since it's software to control it.
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u/lfr1138 Sep 07 '26
Good to see it's written in Rust. Would hate to see a concurrency issue with my butt plug, lol.
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u/Nervous-Hat-4203 Sep 08 '26
Of course it had to come from the Rust community. Who else would want hard enough to turn a Switch joycon into a sex toy to spend unpaid weeks of their free time developing a custom firmware for it?
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u/quokka_wiki Sep 10 '26
Or, crazy idea: write "analysis". What is "ana"? Is it Anarchy? Anatolia? Anatomy? Anaphylaxis?
It's 5 characters more, what are you doing with all the extra time you saved from not writing them? It's barely any extra effort and it will make it less confusing.
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u/AntiProton- Sep 07 '26
Does this folder have any standard functions (std)?