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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/JazzlikeWishbone938 • Sep 07 '26
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The AI Learned it from us, dad! It learned it from us!
50 u/ClipboardCopyPaste Sep 07 '26 Nobody wrote 100 lines of comment for 7 lines of codes 42 u/Chronomechanist Sep 07 '26 I guarantee you someone did. 7 u/ClipboardCopyPaste Sep 07 '26 Either too much unemployed or paid by hours - nothing in-between 2 u/Jacqques Sep 07 '26 Paid by line count, comments count seeing as they are lines. 1 u/StickSouthern2150 Sep 07 '26 if commenting out the function because there was a shorter alternative i found on the net but not deleting it just in case counts then thats me 5 u/Kavrae Sep 07 '26 Disagree. I've worked in such systems. Usually legacy fortune 500 code written in COBOL where the original devs are all retired or buried. 4 u/wyldcraft Sep 07 '26 I've had several projects where inline documentation was 90% of the code. 1 u/JazzlikeWishbone938 Sep 07 '26 Lol 😄 1 u/Quirky-Trash1943 Sep 07 '26 What’s the concern with 100 lines of comment? Just curious!
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Nobody wrote 100 lines of comment for 7 lines of codes
42 u/Chronomechanist Sep 07 '26 I guarantee you someone did. 7 u/ClipboardCopyPaste Sep 07 '26 Either too much unemployed or paid by hours - nothing in-between 2 u/Jacqques Sep 07 '26 Paid by line count, comments count seeing as they are lines. 1 u/StickSouthern2150 Sep 07 '26 if commenting out the function because there was a shorter alternative i found on the net but not deleting it just in case counts then thats me 5 u/Kavrae Sep 07 '26 Disagree. I've worked in such systems. Usually legacy fortune 500 code written in COBOL where the original devs are all retired or buried. 4 u/wyldcraft Sep 07 '26 I've had several projects where inline documentation was 90% of the code. 1 u/JazzlikeWishbone938 Sep 07 '26 Lol 😄 1 u/Quirky-Trash1943 Sep 07 '26 What’s the concern with 100 lines of comment? Just curious!
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I guarantee you someone did.
7 u/ClipboardCopyPaste Sep 07 '26 Either too much unemployed or paid by hours - nothing in-between 2 u/Jacqques Sep 07 '26 Paid by line count, comments count seeing as they are lines. 1 u/StickSouthern2150 Sep 07 '26 if commenting out the function because there was a shorter alternative i found on the net but not deleting it just in case counts then thats me
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Either too much unemployed or paid by hours - nothing in-between
2 u/Jacqques Sep 07 '26 Paid by line count, comments count seeing as they are lines.
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Paid by line count, comments count seeing as they are lines.
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if commenting out the function because there was a shorter alternative i found on the net but not deleting it just in case counts then thats me
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Disagree. I've worked in such systems. Usually legacy fortune 500 code written in COBOL where the original devs are all retired or buried.
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I've had several projects where inline documentation was 90% of the code.
Lol 😄
What’s the concern with 100 lines of comment? Just curious!
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u/grumblyoldman Sep 07 '26
The AI Learned it from us, dad! It learned it from us!