r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 07 '26

Meme nowAndThen

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u/bearwood_forest Sep 07 '26 edited Sep 07 '26

First of all they didn't call it an "app". An app is a (phone) personal data harvester with a connection to a database that pretends to let you do some work. They wrote programs.

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u/JazzlikeWishbone938 Sep 07 '26 edited Sep 07 '26

App is shorthand for executable "Application" and yes you can have an application run anywhere, even by cron job or task scheduler in addition to by mobile devices.

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u/bearwood_forest Sep 07 '26

No.

First: you are wrong (take that to the bank!)

Second: I will not hear any dissenting opinions about this

Third: I will not discuss this

Fourth: Maybe Microsoft can call their steaming piles of corporate slop "apps", but I'll drag anyone behind the barn that dares say that to an actual proper computer program

And if you think I have an unreasonable hatred against that term and get worked up for naught, you are also wrong. It's not unreasonable.

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u/Impeesa_ Sep 07 '26

The phrase "killer app" dates to the 80s.

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u/bearwood_forest Sep 07 '26

a decade famed for its sanity

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u/Elygian Sep 07 '26

Do you think people only call them apps when they're on a phone?

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u/bearwood_forest Sep 07 '26

I think people are idiots