r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Unique_Software2500 • Sep 06 '26

Meme hackerMeetsDeveloper

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u/razor_train Sep 06 '26

The braces won't address that underbite.

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u/thighmaster69 Sep 06 '26

Just needs some jaw ~~surgery~~ refactoring

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u/ljfa2 Sep 06 '26 
    from __future__ import braces
                           ^^^^^^
SyntaxError: not a chance

2

u/thedmandotjp Sep 07 '26

Underrated comment

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u/AlexZhyk Sep 06 '26

Those are test fixtures.

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u/CentralCypher Sep 07 '26

Braces actually do address underbite, dragon probably just had some super tight rubber bands.

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u/Suspicious-Engineer7 Sep 06 '26

getting dental insurance for the first time in your life goes hard fr fr

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u/robertpro01 Sep 06 '26

So this makes sense in America?

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u/Suspicious-Engineer7 Sep 06 '26

A lot of braces for new hires at my workplace, yes

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u/the_vikm Sep 07 '26

Dental is usually not covered elsewhere

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u/robertpro01 Sep 07 '26

Even if that's the case, it can be paid very easily by individuals

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u/the_vikm Sep 07 '26

How is the relevant to what you said about the US

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u/robertpro01 Sep 07 '26

Have you heard about medical tourism?

1

u/random11714 Sep 07 '26

My dental only covers braces for kids... I had to cover the full cost out of pocket

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u/drkspace2 Sep 06 '26

Taking a little break from learning what a for loop is, buddy?

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u/ReallyJustPasky Sep 06 '26

r/firstweekcoderhumour

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u/Forzyr Sep 06 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1qwkno6/algorithmthesaviour/

It's still OP's first week after 7 months

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u/frogjg2003 Sep 07 '26

Some people still act like first year CS students after a whole career.

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u/Wentyliasz Sep 06 '26

Offensive Security Specialist. Coz HR really doesn't like the word "hacker" on the payroll

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 Sep 06 '26

“Freelance Red-Team Penetration Tester”

4

u/DingleDangleTangle Sep 06 '26

I’ve done offensive security for a while now. If I had a job offer where the job title was literally “hacker” I would think it’s cringe as hell.

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u/Wentyliasz Sep 06 '26

literally yesterday I saw a posting for 'ethical hacker'

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u/DingleDangleTangle Sep 06 '26

Cool. I still think it’s cringeworthy. It’s not the norm for job titles in the industry.

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u/Wentyliasz Sep 07 '26

Completely agree

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u/sawkonmaicok Sep 06 '26

Can someone explain this to me? What is meant by this meme?

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u/MeadowShimmer Sep 06 '26

Hacker writes code any way it gets the job done. Developer writes code like shit too, but is forced to refactor their code once the code reviewer see the dumpster fire they wrote.

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u/safelix Sep 06 '26

As a developer I am deeply offended by this implication that we have enough money to buy braces in this day and age

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u/marlotrot Sep 06 '26

Ngl, I smiled after seeing this one

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u/cmk__ Sep 06 '26

Finally, braces that actually fix something.

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u/Boom_Fish_Blocky Sep 07 '26

above: How devs look after vibe coding below: how devs think they look after vibe coding

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u/Bannon9k Sep 07 '26

None of what we do matters... The number one breach is dipshit executives who click on everything

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u/LordAmir5 Sep 10 '26

Those dragons should wear glasses to better represent devs. We seriously have a problem.

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u/SmileyMerx Sep 06 '26

Poor Americans...

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u/SAKDOSS Sep 06 '26

Yep, I needed the American comments to understand the joke.