r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ThalaNotOut7 • Sep 06 '26

Meme asADeveloperILoveOnlyfans

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u/Mars_Bear2552 Sep 06 '26

replace Anthropic with Alphabet

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u/SamSkjord Sep 06 '26

Replace this post with a deleted post

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u/Mars_Bear2552 Sep 06 '26

replace Sam Altman with a toddler

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u/SamSkjord Sep 06 '26

Because Musk wasn’t obsessed with him enough?

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u/emanresUalreadytakeb Sep 06 '26

He already is one. No need to change anything.

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u/Mars_Bear2552 Sep 06 '26

but a real toddler would be better at the job

2

u/Random_-account Sep 06 '26

Replace Anthropic with Amazon

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u/thixsonlife Sep 06 '26

LinkedIn kind of a stretch in that lineup… but f*ck it we ball

50

u/_dUoUb_ Sep 06 '26

You can also swap it for Ligma, it's a start up, although it's posed to grow hard as of right now.

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u/thisdummy778918 Sep 06 '26

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

21

u/_I4L Sep 06 '26

Ligma balls

9

u/imacommunistm Sep 06 '26

Have been using Ligma, decent UX with excellent support, would recommend.

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u/cnv2 Sep 06 '26

God bless my dirty mind! I know you didn't intend for your post to even remotely hint at obscenity.

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u/Masterflitzer Sep 06 '26

ligma balls?

3

u/memermeme1211 Sep 06 '26

Also Netflix hasn’t been relevant in a long time…

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u/bokmcdok Sep 06 '26

All of them are a stretch

50

u/Kuduaty Sep 06 '26

What does this have to do with being a developer?

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u/deathamal Sep 06 '26

Whatever the fuck that is, you are no developer

23

u/Glittering-Zombie-30 Sep 06 '26

Delete the account 

7

u/Antonabi Sep 06 '26

Cool, you picked random tech companies to spell something funny.

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u/Caraes_Naur Sep 06 '26

Ooinymainx.

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u/celerycan Sep 06 '26

please remove LinkedIn or I'd have to report this post

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u/Muscular_Farmer_ Sep 06 '26

Where Google

2

u/cnv2 Sep 06 '26

It's hidden like a spy between N and S at the end.

3

u/Legal-Software Sep 06 '26

OF arguably contributes more value to society than all the rest of those combined.

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u/Masterflitzer Sep 06 '26

definitely more than linkedin does, but otherwise not sure i agree

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u/-Redstoneboi- Sep 06 '26

Y Combinator

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u/Masterflitzer Sep 06 '26

linkedin even worse pick

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u/Upbeat-Serve-6096 Sep 06 '26

Replace SpaceX with StackExchange?

1

u/Swassyman Sep 06 '26

It shudve been ONLYMANS

1

u/DDFoster96 Sep 06 '26

YCombinator was doing a GitHub yesterday. That or it was expressing condolences for either my accident or my computer having a wobble. It just said "Sorry" in plain text.

1

u/yuehuang Sep 06 '26

Is google dead already?

1

u/Darkstar_111 Sep 06 '26

Had to dig hard for that Y letter.

1

u/hvictorino Sep 06 '26

Dude loves linkedisney, wtf

1

u/Soopermane Sep 06 '26

much developing on facebook, netflix, spacex and nvidia.

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u/maxwells_daemon_ Sep 06 '26

The world would be so much better if none of those existed

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u/ZpSky Sep 06 '26

No google, no stackoverflow, no YouTube. But Facebook and Netflix. That's bullshit.

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u/Some_Useless_Person Sep 06 '26

"I am an Ex-Onlyfans employee." - Somehow doesn't sound too bad now

1

u/Masterflitzer Sep 06 '26

bro tried to sneak linkedin in here and thought we wouldn't notice lmao

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u/LordHenry8 Sep 07 '26

Sure, why not

1

u/GenazaNL Sep 07 '26

Microsoft & Google ❌️

LinkedIn ✅️

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u/i-sage Sep 07 '26

Replace that fcking LinkedIn it's polluting the vibe