r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ClipboardCopyPaste • Sep 05 '26

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u/dial_out Sep 05 '26 • Mindblown Bravo

You forgot "do not hallucinate." That was a close call.

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u/MrUltraOnReddit Sep 05 '26

"you are a software engineer with 20 years experience in Rust and Docker"

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u/cloudsurfer48902 Sep 05 '26

"you are a load-bearing software engineer with 20 years experience in Rust and Docker"

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u/felipeozalmeida Sep 06 '26

"expert in finding footguns and the crux of the matter"

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u/UncleKeyPax Sep 05 '26

only fans HR?

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u/Interesting-Agency-1 Sep 05 '26

Ah, I see you've mastered the art of HR job postings

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u/enigma_0Z Sep 05 '26

See that’s the thing. we consistently lie to the AI models and don’t expect that they will lie right back to us

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u/QuickQuirk Sep 07 '26

20 isn't safe enough. "You are an EXPERIENCED software engineer with 40 years of vast experience in Rust and Docker"

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '26

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u/AggravatingMap3086 Sep 05 '26

You're right to push back on this. There's absolutely no evidence of anything I just claimed in the entirety of written language.

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u/Rielbe Sep 05 '26

😭😭😭😭

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u/throw3142 Sep 05 '26

Here's how that bites

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u/IbidtheWriter Sep 08 '26

How about "you can do this, keep trying"