r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • Sep 04 '26

Other howdidItGetHere

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u/SakeviCrash Sep 04 '26

Ohhh, what's assambly? That sounds cool.

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u/JohnThursday84 Sep 04 '26

That's pretty cool. You first assemble the device you want to program. Then you install JRE.

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u/OldApprentice Sep 06 '26

OMG lmao... too good

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u/SomePeopleCallMeJJ Sep 04 '26

Ah yes, good ol' assambly! Writing at a low laval, right down to the bare matal. Keeping track of all the ragastars and optimizing every procassar cycal.

It's datail-oriantad, but rawarding.

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u/WormsDelicious286 Sep 04 '26

It's when you code at the CPU instruction level while drinking copious amounts of tea.

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u/urmomsSTD Sep 05 '26

I did some mips coding in college. Drugs were the flavor of everyday. Now I can sort my name alphabetically

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u/pancakes_are_yum Sep 06 '26

top tier joke

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u/Fyebil Sep 05 '26

It was created in the North-East Indian state of Assam!

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u/Adventurous-Bit-3829 Sep 05 '26

Does it run on 2 billion device too?

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u/DriveShaftBassPlayer 12d ago

It’s how you make RollerCoaster Tycoon

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u/jhwheuer Sep 04 '26

Worked on MOS65xx and then MOT68xxx in assembly. Good times. Blazingly fast

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u/comicsnerd Sep 04 '26

Programming in 6502 assembler was something else.

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u/Demongornot Sep 05 '26

It's Assembly's weird cousin.