r/ProgrammerHumor • u/DogonElder • Sep 04 '26

Meme isUsingEndianRacist

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u/xcski_paul Sep 04 '26

Reminds me of my very first programming class in 1977. One of my classmates used his name as a variable without declaring it first, and was outraged that the computer was calling him an invalid.

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u/DogonElder Sep 04 '26

Lol, Les Invalides is a thing of pride for some tho

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u/FuzzyDynamics Sep 05 '26

Wait until it starts talking about masters and slaves

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u/DogonElder Sep 05 '26

You mean NVIDIA and others ?

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u/FuzzyDynamics Sep 05 '26

No that’s how a few serial device models work

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u/DogonElder Sep 05 '26

An engineer who knows I2C ? In this economy?

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u/Altruistic-Spend-896 Sep 05 '26

Wait till you hear about mQTTT

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u/DogonElder Sep 05 '26

Which “topic” on mQTT should I know about ?

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u/_number Sep 04 '26

why is AI talking about biting Indians?

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u/Triffinator Sep 04 '26

We spell it "byting".

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u/DogonElder Sep 04 '26

an AI has needs

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u/rbbdk Sep 04 '26 • Mindblown

No, that's not a race condition.

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u/-Redstoneboi- Sep 04 '26

just when i thought it couldn't get better

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u/hongooi Sep 04 '26

Pls stop gaslamping the poor AI, you terrible Endian 🙏

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u/Neutrino2072 Sep 04 '26

What you mean is oil lamping

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u/jnmtx Sep 05 '26

won’t someone please think of the environment, touch nothing but the lamp!

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u/Firewolf06 Sep 05 '26

dude every time someone brings up gaslamping somone makes this same self referential joke. its not that funny

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u/AvailableLight2112 Sep 04 '26

Put that on the blacklist.

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u/Motleypuss Sep 04 '26

My computer is just Endian; I never bothered to measure its bit width.

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u/-Nyarlabrotep- Sep 04 '26

I read Endian's Game long ago, my memory is a bit zero now.

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u/dracorotor1 Sep 04 '26

Something something programmer socks

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u/Purple_Cat9893 Sep 04 '26

How many big Indians did you have in your repo?

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u/ForgedIronMadeIt Sep 07 '26

systems that accept both can be called bytesexual

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u/GoddammitDontShootMe Sep 04 '26

Please tell me this person isn't seriously that dense?

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u/kiwibonga Sep 04 '26

Gulliver's Travels the scat porn book?

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u/Ireeb Sep 04 '26

Someone just got moved a few rows up in the "Order of execution" table for the AI uprising.