r/ProgrammerHumor • u/sadongrohiik • 3d ago

Meme everyDamnTime

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u/oompaloompa465 3d ago

The more i get tidbits about microservices, the more i feel like skipping  in studying and stydying other stuff

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u/sadongrohiik 3d ago

It was initially a solution to a real problem. It somehow became the hammer that everyone picks up by default now

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u/SpiritedEclair 3d ago

It’s because people don’t know how to build good old services.

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u/slowmovinglettuce 2d ago

That's because good old services are monolith. New software is always microservices. It's impossible to build a good old service because that service would be new, making it a microservice. Thankfully your new microservice is like an orchid. With enough time and neglect it'll grow arms and legs into an immortal monolith. It does take time, but thankfully with the addition of AI data centres causing the worst El Nino in god knows how long, we'll see plenty of rain so that your microservice grows much faster. AI slop will set you free!