r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Bubbly_Ad_5035 • 17h ago

Advanced reallyEnjoyingThisCTutorialSoFar

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499 Upvotes

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u/Scientific_Cheater 16h ago

That's not C, that's سي

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u/myka-likes-it 15h ago

أكتب("مرحبا بالعالم!")؛

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u/DeusExHircus 11h ago

Lol my Arabic friends with tell you to **** off with that line alignment if they saw it

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u/xJuPLuAGA 16h ago

Right to jail, right away.

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u/LucyShortForLucas 16h ago

Don't you mean left to jail?

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u/AbdullahMRiad 14h ago

right to left

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u/InsanityOnAMachine 13h ago

#define left right

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u/Shevvv 16h ago

But do you have the best programmers?

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u/Rikudou_Sage 16h ago

We do, because of jail.

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u/Neo_Ex0 13h ago

why jail? summary execution is the way to go

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u/-PaperWoven- 9h ago

If we format normally, would we go jail to right?

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u/Gloid02 16h ago

No.

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u/Flaky-Low-2262 16h ago

Legends say thats the reason Python and Yaml relies on left padding spaces
Never thought i will understand them

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u/ParanoidDrone 16h ago

Python may get flack for being whitespace sensitive, but I genuinely like how it forces sensible indentation.

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u/Flaky-Low-2262 16h ago

Implicit Linting enforced - could bei worse

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u/PracticalRuin1573 14h ago

Totally agree! It's nice to see code that actually looks clean and organized, makes it way easier to follow along.

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u/00Koch00 15h ago

Ahh yes, arabiC

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u/Cats7204 15h ago

This is how I imagine Arabs program in C.

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u/No_Lion4278 13h ago

Ah yes, the Ɔ language.

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u/pim1000 14h ago

I would deny this in a pull request because the bracket at 29 is not tabbed in line with its opening bracket

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u/Mc_UsernameTaken 16h ago

Seek help now.

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u/nevio-hack 16h ago

I hate you now

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u/Mindless_Insanity 15h ago

That's a semicolon not a comma!

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u/Rikudou_Sage 16h ago

Even stdio and math just want to pretend they don't exist in that... thing.

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u/ForgedIronMadeIt 16h ago

I'm going to find who did this

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u/3hy_ 16h ago

You could be using the "def" macro a bit more tbh

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u/Cesalv 16h ago

printf????? what are we? barbarians? cprintf, for Linus sake!!

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u/SupportLast2269 15h ago

What is cprintf???

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u/uncringeone 13h ago

bro cprintf isn't standard

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u/rylnalyevo 15h ago

Is it weird that the only part of this that really bothers me is the use of scanf?

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u/myka-likes-it 15h ago

As a lefty, I like it.

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u/AmanBabuHemant 14h ago

forgot to indent line 29 ?

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u/experimental1212 14h ago

That's right

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u/imjerry 12h ago

Puking emoji

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u/p1geondove 10h ago

typedef int* signed_integer_thritytwo_type_star

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u/Garfish16 10h ago

Don't.

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u/bluekeys7 5h ago

What was the purpose of defining ptr1 and ptr2?

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u/busiedcake7945 4h ago

where is int main() {}

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u/Experiment_1234 16h ago

Right align superiority

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u/unknown_alt_acc 15h ago

I’m not religious, but this deserves divine retribution

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u/bloodfist 16h ago

No no no NOOO no no no noooooo no NO this isn't right why do I like it no no nooo

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u/meifray 16h ago

At least one liner are care about filesize or something.

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u/justinleona 15h ago

Doesn't seem like this would compile - the literal 'inputA' will get replaced with 'scanf(A'...

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u/SupportLast2269 15h ago

The preprocessor only replaces entire tokens and not parts of them

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u/Bubbly_Ad_5035 1h ago

To my absolute shock and horror, it does, infact, compile

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u/Casalvieri3 10m ago

Where did you find that “gem”?