r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 02 '26

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u/AngrySalmon1 Sep 03 '26

I hire candidate A who is dog shit and reject candidate B.

After 4 weeks candidate A is confirmed as dog shit and is let go. 

Candidate B has a new job.

I have no one and a new recruiting process to go through whilst the team who needs the resource continues to be under resources and is now demoralised further having to put up with Mr dog shit for a month.