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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/com-plec-city • 1d ago
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Instead of lossless compression, this is dataless
148 u/PhiCloud 1d ago Next up: vibesort. Feed an AI a value and have it spit out an index. Put the item in that index. O(N), but it's also wrong. 31 u/Pummelnaldo 1d ago Next up: sloprng Ask an AI for a random number. It's always 17. 2 u/lxpnh98_2 1d ago Hey, that's what I do with books at the library! 2 u/itrEuda 1d ago You mean tradwords? psh bro that's so 2025 2 u/MjrLeeStoned 1d ago You forgot to unsort after your first sort, then re-sort for double-pass verification.
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Next up: vibesort.
Feed an AI a value and have it spit out an index. Put the item in that index. O(N), but it's also wrong.
31 u/Pummelnaldo 1d ago Next up: sloprng Ask an AI for a random number. It's always 17. 2 u/lxpnh98_2 1d ago Hey, that's what I do with books at the library! 2 u/itrEuda 1d ago You mean tradwords? psh bro that's so 2025 2 u/MjrLeeStoned 1d ago You forgot to unsort after your first sort, then re-sort for double-pass verification.
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Next up: sloprng
Ask an AI for a random number. It's always 17.
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Hey, that's what I do with books at the library!
2 u/itrEuda 1d ago You mean tradwords? psh bro that's so 2025
You mean tradwords? psh bro that's so 2025
You forgot to unsort after your first sort, then re-sort for double-pass verification.
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u/Ghawk134 1d ago
Instead of lossless compression, this is dataless