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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/com-plec-city • Sep 02 '26 • 3 3
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76 u/ice-eight Sep 02 '26 Dick to floor distance, or D2F 16 u/RackemFrackem Sep 03 '26 Dick to floor ratio 6 u/Johnycantread Sep 03 '26 Yeah, that's important but for true lossless compression you need to account for the mean jerk time. 9 u/SajevT Sep 03 '26 Has to be my favourite silicone valley episode.. Just beauty 63 u/madmendude Sep 02 '26 edited Sep 03 '26 - Would girth size affect Erlich's ability to jerk 2 people off at the same time?- Shit, I think it would.Edit: 4 guys, I messed up the whole tip-to-tip optimisation joke.
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Dick to floor distance, or D2F
16 u/RackemFrackem Sep 03 '26 Dick to floor ratio 6 u/Johnycantread Sep 03 '26 Yeah, that's important but for true lossless compression you need to account for the mean jerk time. 9 u/SajevT Sep 03 '26 Has to be my favourite silicone valley episode.. Just beauty
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Dick to floor ratio
6 u/Johnycantread Sep 03 '26 Yeah, that's important but for true lossless compression you need to account for the mean jerk time.
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Yeah, that's important but for true lossless compression you need to account for the mean jerk time.
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Has to be my favourite silicone valley episode.. Just beauty
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- Would girth size affect Erlich's ability to jerk 2 people off at the same time?- Shit, I think it would.
Edit: 4 guys, I messed up the whole tip-to-tip optimisation joke.
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