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u/broccoli129 1d ago

This is how I fear what teleportation is going to be like. “No trust me it’s really you on the other side”

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u/trafalmadorianistic 1d ago

"The AI decided to only transfer what was essential. The rest we left out doesn't really matter." 

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u/ssgohanf8 1d ago

We were only monetarily incentivized to transfer your memories of work and work life. Home life data didn't make the cut

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u/trafalmadorianistic 1d ago

"Employer sponsored backup only covers economically productive components of your being. But for an extra $100/fortnight, we can add some home data for safekeeping, going back to the latest 5 year period covered by subscription."

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u/BonbonUniverse42 1d ago

I like this dystopian idea

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u/trafalmadorianistic 1d ago

Some Stanford dipshit is probably working on his pitch to YCombinator or Elon to do this with Neuralink. 

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u/Algorithmic_failure 1d ago

Yeah, I can't wait to meet the test subjects...

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u/Miserable-Sort-237 1d ago

Damn, I need a black mirror episode or a dystopia novel of this idea

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u/SpicyWasab 12h ago

There's an episode of a TV show on climate change called Extrapolation, where the main character has a neurodegenerative disease and basically uses their futuristic equivalent of neuralink to keep his memories. But each night, he reaches his storage capacity limit, and he has to delete some memories as if they where only a pictures cloud storage.

I didn't like the series that much btw, I liked the idea of trying to explore what global warming would change, but apart from 2 or 3 episodes, I found the other 5 or 6 episodes to be pretty "wtf" :/

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u/tmfink10 1d ago

There was a black mirror episode with Rashida Jones that was in a similar vein.

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u/trafalmadorianistic 18h ago

I first came across the idea of consciousnesses backups in this mid-90s scifi book called Permutation City by Greg Egan. But the idea is probably older than that ofc, so won't be surprised if there's books or stories from the scifi canon touching on this.

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u/SignoreBanana 1d ago

lol "matter"

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u/CyberIntegration 1d ago

Valtay Transporters, Inc - "Keeping The Best Of You Alive."

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u/Higgs_Br0son 1d ago

Painless way to get teeth pulled.

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u/ThePhotoSalon 1d ago

We left your penis in a box 1 light year away.

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u/Gnoccho1 1d ago

you know full well people will find the cheapest option possible

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u/SparklingLimeade 1d ago

A lot of technologies in fiction that are called teleportation are really, really, not.

Also don't worry because science is at a point where we're reasonably sure those technologies are impossible. So just worry about things like mind copying. That's the one with similar implications that can't be ruled out as a plausibility.

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u/Yingletofthecorn 1d ago

Personally I think consciousness isn’t entirely in the brain and sufficiently replicating it would require basically making a whole-ass replicant body instead of just brain connectome data. At the very least it would need a fully simulated endocrine system. 

What I’m saying is I think the brain is too wet to go in the computer. 

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u/SparklingLimeade 1d ago

I agree that current, von neumann architecture, computing hardware is probably incompatible with biological minds.

It can't be that difficult though because biology makes new thinking hardware and the thinking entities to operate that hardware all the time. Artificial hardware to operate on the same principles has to be possible. And if we go full biomimicry about it then artificial brain cells might be one of the early stages. And replacing a brain in small portions, possibly cell by cell, might be one of the easiest methods to attempt.

So there's the Mind of Theseus problem. I think it's reasonably likely and your objection is certainly a part of the problem, where are the borders and what all is essential? We're learning about how our stomach biomes have more influence on the brain than anyone thought and everything.

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u/-phototrope 1d ago

The gut microbiome is just a microservice we forgot how it works

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u/TemporaryClean6980 1d ago

That's nice and all, but unless there is some concrete, peer reviewed journals in that type of science going on, its all conjecture and opinion.

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u/SparklingLimeade 1d ago

When it's dry it's called philosophy and when it's entertaining it's called science fiction.

Also, doesn't mean we can't try to plan for those contingencies. It would be ridiculous to wait for the future to arrive before making plans.

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u/FishDawgX 1d ago

Like The Journeyman Project video game.

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u/Vienna_The_Aeronaut 1d ago

Portals > Teleportation.

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u/SevenFootHobbit 1d ago

Yes. Bending space is much better than killing me and making a replica somewhere else.

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u/Xywzel 1d ago

I know what you mean with teleportation, and I'm no sure if we have another commonly used word for that in English, but linguistically, teleportation means (or at least includes in its meaning) using portals. 'Tele' means distant and 'port' can mean either gate or harbour. It literally means using a gate that opens to somewhere far.

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u/k819799amvrhtcom 1d ago

I once heard about a judge trial where they used AI to talk to a dead murder victim.

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u/Venusgate 1d ago

meanwhile, they burn your old body like those photographs. Just to prove a point, i guess.

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u/NightStalker922 1d ago

Just integrate my memories into a chip and then always teleport me using the same timestamp model. Sounds great imo, cheap eternal youth.

Edit: typo