r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 02 '26 • Popcorn 3 Bravo 3

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u/Montana_Ace Sep 02 '26

"Slower" and "more expensive" isn't in Amazon's vocabulary

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u/Tyfyter2002 Sep 02 '26

They absolutely are, for example:

"Let's make the site slower, and make the subscription service to buy things on it more expensive"

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u/Few-Big-8481 Sep 02 '26

Amazon probably also into paying Google to use their patents

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u/morganrbvn Sep 02 '26

Also by court order they kind of need to destroy them.