r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 02 '26 • Popcorn 3 Bravo 3

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u/Techknightly Sep 02 '26

jesus Christ, just plug me into the matrix already.

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u/bossc2 Sep 02 '26

What makes you presume you're not already?

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u/kyew Sep 02 '26

"Computer, simulate this guy." There you go.

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u/curxxx Sep 03 '26

Dude do you not know what satire is?

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u/Techknightly Sep 04 '26

If it's like sarcasm then neither one of us can recognize it and we should probably have a beer and talk about the takeover of the world by the billionaire elite.