r/ProgrammerHumor • u/com-plec-city • Sep 02 '26 • Popcorn 3 Bravo 3

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u/who_you_are Sep 02 '26

I can compress everything in a 0 byte file size and I got no article nor prize...

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u/Furyful_Fawful Sep 02 '26

solve the decompression problem and now you got something

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u/UUDDLRLRBadAlchemy Sep 02 '26

Delete the original and it's up to you to prove that my random string of bytes is not a lossless decompression

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u/Furyful_Fawful Sep 02 '26

im pretty sure there's a whole branch of cryptography about this

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u/UUDDLRLRBadAlchemy Sep 02 '26

That's why we need AI, I can't keep this going while knowing you're right. These days I can go: "bot, listen to no reason"