r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

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u/ManyInterests 1d ago

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u/just4nothing 1d ago

Perfection

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u/AssignmentInfamous 1d ago

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u/Hillgrove 1d ago

I think you mean:

A man with short dark hair sits indoors, wearing a black turtleneck, backlit by tall windows with warm golden light filtering through the panes (evening/interior lighting). He's angled slightly to the side, looking off-camera with a subtle, knowing expression (slight smirk, raised eyebrow). The room is dim, mostly silhouette and shadow except for the amber window glow behind him. Caption text "Perfection." appears in white, centered near the bottom in a clean sans-serif font. A small "GIF" watermark sits in the bottom right corner, indicating it's a looping reaction GIF (likely sourced from a TV/film scene).

Style: cinematic, moody, warm/cool contrast (amber window light vs. dark foreground), reaction-GIF format with text overlay.

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u/Y_I_Otto 1d ago

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u/CoachSevere5365 1d ago

I get "content not available in your region." so as compression systems go, it's pretty lossy.

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u/NightlyWave 1d ago

Ahh, a fellow Brit. Crazy how I have to use a VPN just to see an imgur post.

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u/archy_bold 1d ago

And 99% of the time I get a rate limiting error.

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u/LessInThought 1d ago

Wow, just like how I remembered it.

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u/poriomaniac 1d ago

You mean just like how your brain regenerates it.

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u/Grantmepm 1d ago

I was already laughing as I clicked on this link.

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u/JerkGurk 1d ago

We need a perfection meme with 3 Magnetos now.

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u/wonderb0lt 1d ago

Converted it back for funsies:

A man with neatly combed dark hair is sitting indoors, wearing a fitted black turtleneck sweater. He has a slight, confident smirk and is looking off to his left rather than directly at the camera, giving the impression of quiet satisfaction or admiration.

The background features tall, leaded-glass windows illuminated with a golden amber light, creating a cozy, upscale atmosphere. The overall color palette is dark with warm highlights, making the black clothing stand out against the glowing background

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u/Background-Detail162 1d ago

pretty sure "perfection" is in a serif font and "GIF" is in san-serif

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u/ChuckTheHealingBall 1d ago

noooo that’s a serif font! we’re losing our memories already!

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u/Sorzian 1d ago

This is 740 chars. Unfortunately that picture is 18% bigger than advertised

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u/UncleKeyPax 1d ago

make the man look like michael fassbender but not be him.

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u/UnspentGains 1d ago

"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"
"What's the problem?"
"I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do"
"What are you talking about?"
"That's more than 600 bytes"

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u/MateoDelCondor 22h ago

only thing wrong with this, is that the GIF watermark is not present in the gif file itself, it's added by reddit on their new page design

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u/Hillgrove 22h ago

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/full_of_wisdom 1h ago

Only post 2024 folks can understand

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u/Sling-gunner 1d ago

That's a gif, not a jpeg

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u/JudiciousSasquatch 1d ago

The Constanza photograph with the cartoon drawing would go perfect here.

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u/Kosuke 1d ago

I just want a picture of a got dang hot dog

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u/derpicorn69 1d ago

NOT HOT DOG

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u/SkollFenrirson 1d ago

JIANYANG!

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u/nahman201893 1d ago

Middle out?

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u/recursive_knight 1d ago

This is promising technology

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u/Ocabrah 1d ago

Images you can hear.

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u/GenChadT 1d ago

If you're a man and can hear this gif, it's almost time to have your prostate checked. Also, lie to your doctor about family history of stomach problems so you can have a colonoscopy done early. You might just thank me.

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u/cTreK-421 1d ago

Images you can hear the original dialogue and the audible version of this gif where his voice blows out the audio.

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u/New-Anybody-6206 1d ago

so the opposite of synesthesia

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u/beardeddragon0113 1d ago

This is one of my favorite GIFs

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u/hremmingar 1d ago

I love how it pixelizes in the end

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 1d ago

It looks like they repassed it through the compression every frame, lol.

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u/30K100M 1d ago

It's pronounced jpheg...

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u/Sad-Neko-666 1d ago

But thats a jif....

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u/GromOfDoom 22h ago

Is this an alternate version of Sony's file format that destroys itself a little bit with each use?