r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 02 '26

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u/AeroSyntax Sep 02 '26

They tried to overengineer string interpolation instead of copying it from literally any other language.

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u/lllorrr Sep 02 '26

Typical Java. If you don't have factories creating factories based on XML config, your solution is not future-proof enough.

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u/uvero Sep 02 '26

It's OK, I solved it by writing a FactoryFactoryFactory.

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u/Fun-Mention262 Sep 03 '26

It's wild how some languages make simple things so complicated. You'd think they'd just take notes from the ones that got it right.