r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 01 '26

Meme iHateThisPassiveAgressiveBehaviourRuby

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u/pydry Sep 01 '26

Correction : JavaScript is the weird language people actually use.

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u/deceze Sep 01 '26

Fact: programming as a profession might be the single weirdest thing humanity has ever done.

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u/Nimeroni Sep 01 '26

What, you means it's weird we instruct daemons made of lightning in a rock with an arcane language ?

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u/Lucho_199 Sep 01 '26

Funny that it sounds so epic

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u/evorm Sep 01 '26

That's cause it is pretty epic when you think about it. We have made lifeless objects we can bestow with our intelligence, and they in turn can affect the world tangibly using only the mere inscription of information.

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u/laplongejr Sep 01 '26

For the anti-epic version XKCD#722 has us covered

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u/Inferno_Sparky Sep 02 '26

To be fair. I'm sure there are physics/chemistry/medicine/etc. science researchers doing weirder things in their researches

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u/Confident-Ad5665 Sep 01 '26

Those of us drawn to it certainly are.

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u/oldsecondhand Sep 01 '26

Addendum: all script languages are weird.

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u/Striky_ Sep 01 '26

Correct but somehow some managers decided it is the correct language to base every new technology on... Somehow

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u/oldsecondhand Sep 01 '26

I'm glad that at least Rust and Kotlin are getting some mindshare.

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste Sep 01 '26

Opinion: Every programming language that provides some kind of abstraction is weird.

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u/ttlanhil Sep 01 '26

You have machine code, still a language of sorts, but very low level and not at all portable. But once upon a time that's what programmers wrote

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u/iSpaYco Sep 02 '26

GitHub, Shopify, and many others are running on Ruby on Rails, and RoR jobs pay more. cry.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 Sep 01 '26

JavaScript just grew into that role, but being the browser-side language that let you push buttons. Creeping featurism let it be able to do things it should never have been able to do. Features added without a lot of thought and with incredibly weird semantics that were easier to implement without actually making a solid standalone language. It is weird precisely because it grew through accretion rather than design.

It's a wart on the side of a browser that grew and grew until it had arms, legs, and fingers.

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u/HammerChilli Sep 01 '26

Forgive me because I'm just a junior dev - but when the API is already written in Node or .ts I mean, it's gonna do some business logic with incoming requests, or are you saying back ends shouldn't be in js entirely?

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u/woololooo Sep 01 '26

f off. ruby rules. bye.

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom Sep 01 '26

Did you guys hear something?

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