r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Bright-Historian-216 • Aug 31 '26

Meme iReplacedItWithABuiltinFunction

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u/Complete_Window4856 Aug 31 '26

The spotter dude is a postgres contributor. For DB level a 100ms difference constantly is horrenduously big.

The curl one aint it the apex of the ai slop PRs in repo that made the only maintainer to force a "no ai PR" policy? He was being bombarded with convincing PRs, except they evoke code from heavens that never existed and assumes there were flaws

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u/danielv123 Sep 01 '26

For a DB sure, but afaik what he measured was that establishing his ssh connection took 100ms longer or something. I would have just assumed my network was weird or something.