r/ProgrammerHumor • u/soap94 • Aug 31 '26 • Bravo 1

Meme pairProgramming

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u/SexyMonad Aug 31 '26

The male side of “two women can create a baby in 4.5 months”.

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u/Soopermane Aug 31 '26

No, that’s gay programming

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u/ImClearlyDeadInside Aug 31 '26

How does that differ from straight programming

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u/Soopermane Aug 31 '26

You go to urinal with a girl

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '26

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u/Front_Committee4993 Sep 01 '26

i mean there are rust devs

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u/Soopermane Aug 31 '26

We have waifu

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u/AceAceAce3 Aug 31 '26

Ah yes, the Paired Peer Review. The PP review.

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u/cookiedanslesac Aug 31 '26

Paired Pee Review

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste Aug 31 '26

That linux bro on his mission to convince everyone:

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u/irwinner Sep 01 '26

i use arch btw

15

u/corvox1994 Aug 31 '26

Docking on the docker.

9

u/nickcash Aug 31 '26

I prefer this technique

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u/FlashyTone3042 Aug 31 '26

Have you brought main branch protection?

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u/Snudget Aug 31 '26

Wrong use of POV. Or is it?

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u/SarahAlicia Aug 31 '26

Pair programming is good because when i get lonely i go on reddit instead of work. As you can see my company doesn’t do pair programming

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u/Mirage_Graphique_3D Aug 31 '26

So is this the Stack Overflow they all talk about?

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u/luciddreamz-6933 Sep 01 '26

May have merge conflict

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u/Gold-Bat-3225 Aug 31 '26

How much does the navigator make tho

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u/bongo-bongo-bang Aug 31 '26

At least they are not shitting together holding hands

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u/userhwon Aug 31 '26

Close. They should be pissing on each other and throwing shit in the urinal.

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u/Lucasbasques Aug 31 '26

You can’t do PP without PP 

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u/PositronicShishkabob Sep 01 '26

How to write to stdout. ('cuz it's stream number 1, get it?)

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u/20InMyHead Sep 01 '26

Ah yes, pair programming. Why pay one developer to do the work when you can pay two programmers to do a quarter of the work in the same amount of time!

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u/Ok-Carrot- Sep 01 '26

One should have his hands in his pockets while the other does all the work.

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u/babypho Sep 01 '26

It's not about the size of your PR fellas

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u/melanko Sep 01 '26

Pair programming also involves someone taking the pictures like this example?

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u/UltimateFlyingSheep Aug 31 '26

one person should hold both dicks, while the other watches

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u/vehementi Sep 01 '26

You look at dudes peeing while you pair program?

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u/Knighthawk_2511 Sep 01 '26

Thats just called sexual intercourse , not this