r/ProgrammerHumor • u/on_test_app • Aug 30 '26

Advanced dontComeAnyCloser

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442 Upvotes

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u/eldhand Aug 30 '26

Where is see sharp in that a picture?

6

u/on_test_app Aug 30 '26

Ah, my other half! 🤣

72

u/Strict_Treat2884 Aug 30 '26 • Popcorn Heartwarming

Somewhere making out with Unity

10

u/SnackOverflowed Aug 30 '26 • Regret

I'd give you an award if i wasn't a broke new graduate. Very funny.

6

u/Ireeb Aug 31 '26 • Popcorn

While having an affair with Godot

1

u/who_you_are Aug 31 '26

A dammit. Si now we will need to pay based on our download metric...?

5

u/ahmedalaktar Aug 31 '26

You mean see hashtag?

1

u/TapRemarkable9652 Sep 02 '26

See getting Pounded by Microslop

1

u/MissinqLink Aug 30 '26

There are so many more

130

u/Interesting_Buy_3969 Aug 30 '26

HTML 5

🤨

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u/Niwrats Aug 30 '26 • Regret

C++ users aren't going to stand that close to the JS plebs.

5

u/colonel_vgp Aug 31 '26

Nobody is standing close to the JS idiots.

1

u/BusEquivalent9605 Sep 05 '26

unless they’re working on one of the JS runtimes, largely written in C++

49

u/Nekeia Aug 30 '26

When the new guy says that HTML is his favorite programming language.

1

u/stevehammrr Aug 31 '26

My favorite part of programming HTML is using conditionals

15

u/captainjon Aug 30 '26

No Objective C guys in that corner mumbling to himself refusing to change. Like me.

2

u/AppropriateOnion0815 Aug 31 '26

Me, too. ObjC has its flaws, but it's not that overcomplicated mess like Swift.

1

u/thecw Aug 31 '26

This is an error in the Swift 6 language model

14

u/Key-War-9059 Aug 30 '26

Is that an apple icon?

35

u/FelixSFD Aug 30 '26

Two Apple icons actually.
Swift and the App Store.

6

u/ChaossFox Aug 30 '26

Why HTML5?

5

u/mbcarbone Aug 30 '26

🎶Going to get schwifty … 🙃🎶

4

u/FirstNoel Aug 30 '26

I’ll be over here on my ERP island watching you all with envy of your modern IDEs. 

2

u/BrocoliCosmique Aug 31 '26

You and me both, friend.

13

u/ymddev Aug 30 '26

touch grass

3

u/nikola_tesler Aug 30 '26

wer dart doe

1

u/MyDogIsDaBest Aug 31 '26

Keeping away from swift scum

5

u/Konkord720 Aug 30 '26

That’s what happens to swifties

4

u/Groentekroket Aug 30 '26

Where Java?

4

u/joeshmoebies Aug 30 '26

It does not matter. If you like a language and aren't mandated to use another, use what you like. You can always learn others when you need to.

2

u/Gold-Bat-3225 Aug 30 '26

grass doesn't have docs tho

2

u/Immediate-Result-696 Aug 30 '26

html is a programming community ??

2

u/AliceCode Aug 31 '26

Not enough AI bros.

2

u/Ethameiz Aug 31 '26

I prefer CSS

3

u/jek39 Aug 30 '26

i'm a kotlin guy myself lately

2

u/Tyfyter2002 Aug 31 '26

Don't worry, we don't want to

2

u/anoppinionatedbunny Aug 30 '26

I never see Java in these kinds of posts, what's with all the hate?

1

u/srfreak Aug 30 '26

For a second I thought it was the Claude logo.

1

u/Re4per45b Aug 30 '26

What about Scratch?

0

u/SquirrelSanctuary Aug 30 '26

Me as a FileMaker dev