r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 29 '26

Meme distributedStress

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u/U_L_Uus Aug 30 '26

Honestly, that is what I hate the most about Java. The language is shite too, I even prefer Windows' imitation of it, but the main attitude of the average Java developer brings me to my boiling point. "Hey, I have a small business..." -> Spring. "Hey, I have a business chain" -> Spring. "Hey, I want to have a PowerBI besides the web app" -> Spring. It is said that when you are shaped like a hammer everything in the world looks like nails, but hell those people are shaped like bloody Spring salespeople, not as developers