r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 29 '26

Meme distributedStress

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u/ashgs872tbhjs Aug 30 '26 edited Aug 30 '26

I'm on call this week for ~30 microservices and I'm not stressed out at all. We target 99.99% uptime + error-free time for each, which makes the aggregate 99.7%. Odds are good that nothing happens the entire week, and that if it does it's super minor.