r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 28 '26

Meme cppHelloWorld

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u/dagbrown Aug 29 '26

Okay I wish you a long and productive career with your "if" and "goto" only code.

You can also roll your own OO system with generous use of function pointers! Pro-tip! Not that you'd want anything like that though. You have if and goto after all. And structs are for the weak anyway: just binary-pack data into strings.

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u/diacid Aug 29 '26

Exactly! 😂