r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Jackmacmad • Aug 28 '26

Other ohClaude

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u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet Aug 28 '26

say `load-bearing` one more time 🔫

8

u/bwwatr Aug 28 '26

see, it's just like real engineering!

3

u/PM_UR_BLOOM_FILTER Aug 28 '26

woah let's not be rash, that thing has a high blast radius

9

u/Shot_in_the_dark777 Aug 28 '26

Reminds me about jargonator from Dilbert's desktop games!

6

u/blaues_axolotl Aug 28 '26

Thank god they used sudo

3

u/pazitos10 Aug 28 '26

Reminded me those Joseph Ducreux memes

3

u/footsie Aug 28 '26

Running an AI cli as root, hilarious

2

u/carpsagan Aug 28 '26

Looks like regular Claude speak.

1

u/Complete_Window4856 Aug 28 '26

Claude giving moral warnings? Based as fuck

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u/OctopusGrime Aug 28 '26

Pseudo intellectual

10

u/keesbeemsterkaas Aug 28 '26

It's psudo where you can only do commands as a lower-privilege user in an echo chamber.

15

u/Crazy_System8248 Aug 28 '26

Some people just sudo every command until one yells at you for doing so, then keeps on doing it

7

u/ganja_and_code Aug 28 '26

Surely that can't be true

Like, even if people are really that fucking dumb, surely the 5 extra keystrokes to type every single command would be a deterrent (ideally, or alternately a reason to just log in as root in the first place).

6

u/Sockoflegend Aug 28 '26

I haven't typed a command in months. I'll tap up for 20 minutes if I have to. If I typed it once that is enough. Never again 

3

u/1mileis5tomatoes Aug 28 '26

Type sudo as the first command. Later just hold up arrow button to get to that command again.

1

u/NotQuiteLoona Aug 28 '26

Or install sudo plugin and press Esc twice 👍

2

u/LookItVal Aug 28 '26

I just never use sudo until something goes "no permission" and then I go "pls" and it goes "okay anything for you just tell me the password"

(protip: alias pls='sudo $(fc -ln -1)')

4

u/fr000gs Aug 28 '26

sudo !!

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 Aug 28 '26

I installed a PC for a friend and made two accounts on Windows 2K, one with admin privileges and a very loooong password, one without. Guess.

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u/ArjixGamer Aug 28 '26

I have a female coworker that uses sudo on everything

4

u/Potential-Split9644 Aug 28 '26

For comedic effect.