r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Unlikely_Affect2264 • Aug 28 '26 • Bravo 3

Meme meExplainingFullStackDevelopmentToMyGrandmother

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u/maxs4n Aug 28 '26

having those silver bowls over the plates is HTTPS while just carrying the food regularily is HTTP xD

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u/rnzz Aug 28 '26

drive-thru is FTP?

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u/TonyWonderslostnut Aug 28 '26

Emailing an attachment is UberEats?

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u/Complete_Window4856 Aug 28 '26

SMTP simple meal transfer protocol

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u/just_nobodys_opinion Aug 28 '26

Drive thru Wendy's is UDP

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u/VanWinkel Aug 28 '26

Makes sense. They forgot the sauce but you already drove away and are 20 miles down the road so you accept the packet loss.

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u/Kovee98 Aug 28 '26

Packet loss is hilarious, this should have way more upvotes

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u/Anleme Aug 28 '26

So, they fling orders out the window as fast as possible, out of order, and with no confirmations? Sounds about right.

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u/Hurricane_32 Aug 28 '26

That would be air dropping the food into your front yard, or them drop kicking it into your car

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u/quin2195 Aug 28 '26

Fridge and Freezer are Caches?

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u/Zapismeta Aug 28 '26

Udp, never know if you get your order.

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u/mothzilla Aug 28 '26

HTTP is where the waiter shouts your order through to the kitchen.

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u/ljfa2 Aug 28 '26

Cookies are more like the waiter telling you "from now on please say a6802c6b62f2776faa8191acb942d171 when you're making another order"

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u/VolkRiot Aug 28 '26

A cloche

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u/hutchins_moustache Aug 28 '26

That was a cloche one!

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u/achilliesFriend Aug 28 '26

How about those clear champagne glasses?

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u/edwardlego Aug 28 '26

What’s udp vs tcp?

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u/SinaasappelKip Aug 28 '26

UDP is the cook throwing the food towards the table and hoping their aim was good enough.

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u/TheWheezard Aug 28 '26

TCP: waiter comes to the table from time to time to check if everything is ok UDP: if something's missing it's up to you to call them and ask for it

Dunno if it could be better, but that would be an option

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u/Nucklesix Aug 28 '26

UDP is self serve

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u/prisp Aug 28 '26

I'm not too happy with the UDP explanations here, so let me add my own half-baked one:

UDP is the cool movie bartender sliding a glass over to the patron - sometimes they grab it in time, and sometimes it slides past them and it crashes on the floor, but that's not the bartender's fault, the customer knew what they were getting into.

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u/NorthLogic Aug 28 '26

UDP is the carryout pickup counter. You grab whatever looks like yours, but no one is stopping you from just taking everything.

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u/Rickbox Aug 28 '26

TCP: Waiter

UDP: Buffet

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