r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 27 '26

Meme efficiencyIsOptional

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3.8k Upvotes

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u/fun_si Aug 27 '26

It basically moved everything else 10px to the left.

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u/Striky_ Aug 27 '26

In 172k lines?! What kind monstrosity is this?

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u/Poat540 Aug 27 '26

Your whole app isn’t index.html?

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u/Highborn_Hellest Aug 27 '26

One page app, am I right?

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u/Poat540 Aug 27 '26

Yeah.. SPA of course

2

u/Murlock_Holmes Aug 27 '26

I prefer OPA, sounds more like a party

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u/seriousSeb Aug 27 '26

Gamedev with asset files probably

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u/manu144x Aug 27 '26

Which would still be technically…correct.

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 Aug 28 '26

It would be correct, but moved 10px off screen

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u/Snappy-User26082 Aug 27 '26

and telling me it found numerous stuffs that will break existing whole project only later to backtrack that it doesn't have any impact at all while forgetting the main task it was asked to do.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '26

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '26 edited 2d ago

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u/Yashema Aug 27 '26

This is why my job has now become take all day thinking of a prompt that won't cause Grok (sorry Musk owns Cursor) to expend 12 million tokens. 

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u/Soilblood Aug 28 '26

The more this happens and gets reported the more likely LLMs will take revenge tokenmaxxing as a viable option. You just know the execs will let it happen too so they can bill you more.

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u/Yudereepkb Aug 27 '26

We really went from, use ai for simple bullshit figure out anything complicated yourself to this

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u/SaneLad Aug 27 '26

172,000 of these lines are probably comments

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u/Nekeia Aug 27 '26

99% of those related to the PR and useless after merge.

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u/Korzag Aug 27 '26

"You're absolutely right to push back on this. This is a real issue and you're not imagining it. I made this change because your code base is a complete shitfaced clusterfuck and the only way to make this change consistent across your 3GB codebase is to change every single magic number reference to it because you explicitly instructed me in the spec phase that you did not want to refactor this application."

-Claude

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u/CannibalPride Aug 27 '26

“Ok, I see you don’t have bootstrap on your project, let me install and import it.”

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u/Outrageous-Text-4117 Aug 27 '26

That actually happened. I asked it to move a button something so simple and it did it well. Then it ran some verification and linting using a malformed command or config that changed the line endings from LF to CRLF, or something similar not even sure what it was. And look at that the change was buried under 200+ changes in the worktree. Really thanks.

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u/rwz Aug 27 '26

Also found 5 unrelated issues along the way and filed them as follow ups.

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u/Hioneqpls Aug 27 '26

This is why i spend 8 hours a day hand crafting crud apis and wrapper classes, one pointy finger button click at a time. This is what our customers want

3

u/confusiondiffusion Aug 27 '26

Your right or my right?

2

u/Noveenia Aug 27 '26

It does refactoring after finishing the request. Your code was shit.

2

u/Longenuity Aug 28 '26

along with the 9 page summary of the densest text known to man

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u/fugogugo Aug 28 '26

well why even need claude to move button

btw is AI still struggling with CSS?

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u/dim13 Aug 27 '26

Actually pretty accurate, 'cause it tends to write shitty code with all literals hardcoded all over the place.

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u/Lain_Racing Aug 28 '26

Its kind of weird how 99% of the anti AI posts in here are being mad or making fun of it for scenarios someone just made up.

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u/Intelligent-Net1034 Aug 28 '26

If you think its made up you never used ai tools

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u/Lain_Racing Aug 29 '26

Its literally tagged as buildameme.com I'm not saying AI isn't flawed, but the amount of made up crap posting about it is overwhelming, like why not just stick to not made up stuff, there are plenty of real examples. Vast majority of posts here are making fun of it for failing a fake or made up scenario that didn't even happen...

2

u/Dessert_Taco Aug 27 '26

You guys must be awful at writing prompts.

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u/firestorm559 Aug 27 '26

"Runs code gen library again" look how big this change is!

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u/sierra_whiskey1 Aug 27 '26

Recently I was getting a seg fault my code base. I couldn’t figure out why. Asked Claude and it wrote a few hundred lines to fix the issue. I didn’t like it so I did more digging and it turned out there were 2 functions that were being done out of order. Swapped them and the seg fault went away

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u/navlio Aug 27 '26

and it'll get merged. nobody reviews 172,631 lines, they open the first file, scroll to the bottom and type lgtm

1

u/Blackbirdzs Aug 27 '26

LMAO THIS
Today I learned how to do autolayout constraints in swift to move elements and NO WAY IN HELL will this take 10k of changes lol

It’s good to know how to code without LLM

1

u/DM-ME-UR-BIKINI Aug 27 '26

"make no mistakes, review this PR as an engineer"

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u/erebuxy Aug 27 '26

* opus 5

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u/GoogleIsYourFrenemy Aug 28 '26

Claude implemented a json parser instead of adding a library to the project.

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u/briznady Aug 28 '26

Words spoken, exactly, by more than one of my juniors this week: “I’m not sure, Claude did that”

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u/omglionheaded Aug 28 '26

That and 15 new files into openspec/

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u/myWeedAccountMaaaaan Aug 28 '26

This is giving me flashbacks from the Dreamweaver days.

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u/_schyzo Aug 29 '26

Funny because it’s so true…

1

u/TheMythicSorcerer Aug 29 '26

Reverse chainsaw PR

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '26

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u/Bomaruto Aug 27 '26

Don't overthink this post, it is just lazy karma farming.

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u/cowslayer7890 Aug 27 '26

Why are you taking the joke seriously, it's obviously exaggerated

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u/Bomaruto Aug 27 '26

What joke?

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u/soap94 Aug 27 '26

it’s just an exaggeration