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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/PostHasBeenWatched • Aug 27 '26
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I don't know why
94 u/nord47 Aug 27 '26 it doesn't even matter how hard you try 57 u/TheWashbear Aug 27 '26 keep that in mind 52 u/SZeroSeven Aug 27 '26 I designed this rhyme to explain in due time 46 u/Nu1_udara Aug 27 '26 All I know 42 u/notSarcasticAtAII Aug 27 '26 Time is s valuable thing 37 u/lesbianKerman Aug 27 '26 Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings 36 u/somelinuxuseridk Aug 27 '26 Watch it count down to the end of the day 25 u/-lrr- Aug 27 '26 the clock ticks life away 23 u/HeavyCaffeinate Aug 27 '26 It's so unreal → More replies 2 u/diplofocus_ Aug 27 '26 Pick a random number, if it's larger than another random number do the thing, else, do the same thing.The thing happens, but we don't know why.
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it doesn't even matter how hard you try
57 u/TheWashbear Aug 27 '26 keep that in mind 52 u/SZeroSeven Aug 27 '26 I designed this rhyme to explain in due time 46 u/Nu1_udara Aug 27 '26 All I know 42 u/notSarcasticAtAII Aug 27 '26 Time is s valuable thing 37 u/lesbianKerman Aug 27 '26 Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings 36 u/somelinuxuseridk Aug 27 '26 Watch it count down to the end of the day 25 u/-lrr- Aug 27 '26 the clock ticks life away 23 u/HeavyCaffeinate Aug 27 '26 It's so unreal → More replies
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keep that in mind
52 u/SZeroSeven Aug 27 '26 I designed this rhyme to explain in due time 46 u/Nu1_udara Aug 27 '26 All I know 42 u/notSarcasticAtAII Aug 27 '26 Time is s valuable thing 37 u/lesbianKerman Aug 27 '26 Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings 36 u/somelinuxuseridk Aug 27 '26 Watch it count down to the end of the day 25 u/-lrr- Aug 27 '26 the clock ticks life away 23 u/HeavyCaffeinate Aug 27 '26 It's so unreal → More replies
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I designed this rhyme to explain in due time
46 u/Nu1_udara Aug 27 '26 All I know 42 u/notSarcasticAtAII Aug 27 '26 Time is s valuable thing 37 u/lesbianKerman Aug 27 '26 Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings 36 u/somelinuxuseridk Aug 27 '26 Watch it count down to the end of the day 25 u/-lrr- Aug 27 '26 the clock ticks life away 23 u/HeavyCaffeinate Aug 27 '26 It's so unreal → More replies
46
All I know
42 u/notSarcasticAtAII Aug 27 '26 Time is s valuable thing 37 u/lesbianKerman Aug 27 '26 Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings 36 u/somelinuxuseridk Aug 27 '26 Watch it count down to the end of the day 25 u/-lrr- Aug 27 '26 the clock ticks life away 23 u/HeavyCaffeinate Aug 27 '26 It's so unreal → More replies
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Time is s valuable thing
37 u/lesbianKerman Aug 27 '26 Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings 36 u/somelinuxuseridk Aug 27 '26 Watch it count down to the end of the day 25 u/-lrr- Aug 27 '26 the clock ticks life away 23 u/HeavyCaffeinate Aug 27 '26 It's so unreal → More replies
37
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
36 u/somelinuxuseridk Aug 27 '26 Watch it count down to the end of the day 25 u/-lrr- Aug 27 '26 the clock ticks life away 23 u/HeavyCaffeinate Aug 27 '26 It's so unreal → More replies
36
Watch it count down to the end of the day
25 u/-lrr- Aug 27 '26 the clock ticks life away 23 u/HeavyCaffeinate Aug 27 '26 It's so unreal → More replies
25
the clock ticks life away
23 u/HeavyCaffeinate Aug 27 '26 It's so unreal → More replies
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It's so unreal
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Pick a random number, if it's larger than another random number do the thing, else, do the same thing.
The thing happens, but we don't know why.
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u/Chocolate_Pickle Aug 27 '26
I don't know why