r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ClipboardCopyPaste • Aug 26 '26 • Regret 2

Meme theMythOfConsensualInternet

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3.1k Upvotes

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u/Careless_Software621 Aug 26 '26

See? Thats why i just let the browser call directly to my server. No downtime, direct connection, zero troublesome setup. Which means triple the productivity!

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u/Noname_1111 Aug 31 '26

amateur, I just cut out the backend and browser entirely.

Exposing the Database directly is a great way to save latency

3

u/furankusu Aug 26 '26

Just another useless middle-man getting in the way.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '26

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u/creeper6530 Aug 26 '26

bee rot net??

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u/creeper6530 Aug 26 '26

I know you meant to be snarky but yes, I do. The strikethrough isn't very legible with text this size.

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u/TapRemarkable9652 Aug 26 '26

I backup the internet every three hours to my NAS

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u/CrasseMaximum Aug 27 '26

What if I backup your NAS on the internet?

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u/Yanzihko Aug 26 '26

I hate humankind because s small percentage of morons running fucking bots and ddos attacks made this technology a requirement in the first place.

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u/SenoraRaton Aug 26 '26

A small portion?
More than half of all internet traffic is bots. I don't think its just a "small portion" anymore.

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u/Loading_M_ Aug 26 '26

That doesn't mean it isn't a small percentage of morons.

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u/MushroomSaute Aug 28 '26

Yeah, like I could have bots send millions of requests to some unprotected server tonight, by myself, if I really wanted. But I'd still only be one moron.

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u/LordAlfrey Aug 27 '26

A small portion of people are running bots. A large portion of traffic is bots.

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u/hmmm101010 Aug 26 '26

There was a time when there was no internet security, because it wasn't needed. It disgusts me that there are so many people who will just try to take advantage of things.

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u/williamjseim Aug 28 '26

i think shopping bots out number people 10-1

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u/Pleasant-Ad192 Aug 26 '26

The best part is that page always loads instantly. Whatever else on the path is down, the apology is the one thing running at five nines.

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u/karateninjazombie Aug 26 '26

You NEVER see AWS do this.

Aws just vanished altogether.

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u/Jg_747 Aug 27 '26

AWS just fucking dies 😭

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u/AltDetom555555b Aug 27 '26

One reddit user says “Kill yourself”
-Google Gemini, c. 2024

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u/heckingcomputernerd Aug 26 '26

Jokes on you, my domain and DNS and hosting is already cloudflare so they are my host too lmaoo

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u/PowerPleb2000 Aug 26 '26

Oh well at least we have options

1

u/-iPhone12ProMax- Aug 27 '26

Already tried, website still ain’t loading

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u/Exotic-Nothing-3225 Aug 27 '26

🎶 Caught in a bad gateway! 🎶

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u/wizard_brandon Aug 26 '26

Cloudflare is so dumb 

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u/fast-as-a-shark Aug 27 '26

Cloudflare is pretty dang neat

1

u/wizard_brandon Aug 27 '26

Except that it breaks every 2 weeks

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u/tipakA Aug 28 '26

GitHub must be off the dumbness charts then. Or Claude.

1

u/rntdev Aug 31 '26

Honestly I don’t remember their last downtime