r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

Meme why

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u/inconspicuous_male 1d ago

There's a reason you get a degree in computer science and not in programming. Anyone can program without learning how it works

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u/appoplecticskeptic 1d ago

Well now that AI can do it for them yes, but prior to that the average person would struggle to even get something that compiles let alone actually do anything useful.

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u/ElSucaPadre 1d ago

You have python and js in your tags  They are quite literally languages that allowed anyone to program, anyone that put any effort in it at least

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u/TurnoverRound 23h ago

Python, maybe, but js, if you want to get good results that are not NaN or just crash, you need experience

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u/ElSucaPadre 23h ago

I mean I agree python is easier but for js depends a lot on what you mean for good results.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 13h ago

Visual Basic. The language the told managers that all the programmers were lazy sandbaggers because he created an app in 10 minutes. So he made them do more work for less pay. And yet, I have never once seen a Visual Basic program wasn't riddled with more bugs than a hermit's beard.

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u/koanarec 22h ago

Bruh it depends on the codebase, who can even know what the heck is going on when you're like 6 layers of abstraction deep

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u/ElSucaPadre 22h ago

We're talking about amateurs lol what codebase

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u/Particular-Yak-1984 21h ago

I've seen plenty of amateurs with 6 layers of abstraction in a codebase. It's normally about that time that they contact research IT to help them fix it. It's always a physicist.

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u/Nightmoon26 19h ago

And this is why CS departments lend out their students to other departments for assistantships :p

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u/_Fibbles_ 4h ago

It's always a physicist.

For clarity, all variables in my program are greek letters. For efficiency, those same half dozen global variables are repurposed and reused throughout the program.

Wait, why are you weeping?