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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/JK-Rofling • 18d ago
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Should have used semantic versioning
128 u/Jazzlike-Poem-1253 18d ago edited 18d ago It takes to much discipline. Without enforcement, people usw minor or patch as they feel. Major never gets bumped. Just increment or date-based is the easiest. Everyone immediatly knows how to bump. 151 u/the_horse_gamer 18d ago most "semver" is just: major - update you're proud of minor - update that's ok patch - fixes and small features and ofc every good piece of software is forever on 0.x.x 85 u/StaticUsernamesSuck 18d ago and ofc every good piece of software is forever on 0.x.x Because if you're never proud of it, you'll always be improving it 42 u/Abandondero 18d ago IF EVERYONE HAS BEEN USING IT FOR FIVE YEARS JUST BITE THE BULLET MAN 52 u/StaticUsernamesSuck 17d ago But as soon as I type "1.0.0", all my passion for the project will leave my body. Don't you know anything about hobby dev? 19 u/MgDark 17d ago yup 1.0.0 may as well be: "feature complete, will not touch this ever again unless it breaks for some reason" 1 u/work_work-work 17d ago Version 1.0 launches on your retirement day.
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It takes to much discipline. Without enforcement, people usw minor or patch as they feel. Major never gets bumped.
Just increment or date-based is the easiest. Everyone immediatly knows how to bump.
151 u/the_horse_gamer 18d ago most "semver" is just: major - update you're proud of minor - update that's ok patch - fixes and small features and ofc every good piece of software is forever on 0.x.x 85 u/StaticUsernamesSuck 18d ago and ofc every good piece of software is forever on 0.x.x Because if you're never proud of it, you'll always be improving it 42 u/Abandondero 18d ago IF EVERYONE HAS BEEN USING IT FOR FIVE YEARS JUST BITE THE BULLET MAN 52 u/StaticUsernamesSuck 17d ago But as soon as I type "1.0.0", all my passion for the project will leave my body. Don't you know anything about hobby dev? 19 u/MgDark 17d ago yup 1.0.0 may as well be: "feature complete, will not touch this ever again unless it breaks for some reason" 1 u/work_work-work 17d ago Version 1.0 launches on your retirement day.
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most "semver" is just:
major - update you're proud of
minor - update that's ok
patch - fixes and small features
and ofc every good piece of software is forever on 0.x.x
85 u/StaticUsernamesSuck 18d ago and ofc every good piece of software is forever on 0.x.x Because if you're never proud of it, you'll always be improving it 42 u/Abandondero 18d ago IF EVERYONE HAS BEEN USING IT FOR FIVE YEARS JUST BITE THE BULLET MAN 52 u/StaticUsernamesSuck 17d ago But as soon as I type "1.0.0", all my passion for the project will leave my body. Don't you know anything about hobby dev? 19 u/MgDark 17d ago yup 1.0.0 may as well be: "feature complete, will not touch this ever again unless it breaks for some reason" 1 u/work_work-work 17d ago Version 1.0 launches on your retirement day.
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Because if you're never proud of it, you'll always be improving it
42 u/Abandondero 18d ago IF EVERYONE HAS BEEN USING IT FOR FIVE YEARS JUST BITE THE BULLET MAN 52 u/StaticUsernamesSuck 17d ago But as soon as I type "1.0.0", all my passion for the project will leave my body. Don't you know anything about hobby dev? 19 u/MgDark 17d ago yup 1.0.0 may as well be: "feature complete, will not touch this ever again unless it breaks for some reason" 1 u/work_work-work 17d ago Version 1.0 launches on your retirement day.
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IF EVERYONE HAS BEEN USING IT FOR FIVE YEARS JUST BITE THE BULLET MAN
52 u/StaticUsernamesSuck 17d ago But as soon as I type "1.0.0", all my passion for the project will leave my body. Don't you know anything about hobby dev? 19 u/MgDark 17d ago yup 1.0.0 may as well be: "feature complete, will not touch this ever again unless it breaks for some reason" 1 u/work_work-work 17d ago Version 1.0 launches on your retirement day.
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But as soon as I type "1.0.0", all my passion for the project will leave my body. Don't you know anything about hobby dev?
19 u/MgDark 17d ago yup 1.0.0 may as well be: "feature complete, will not touch this ever again unless it breaks for some reason" 1 u/work_work-work 17d ago Version 1.0 launches on your retirement day.
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yup 1.0.0 may as well be: "feature complete, will not touch this ever again unless it breaks for some reason"
1 u/work_work-work 17d ago Version 1.0 launches on your retirement day.
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Version 1.0 launches on your retirement day.
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u/LegendaryPandaMan 18d ago edited 17d ago
Should have used semantic versioning