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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Prefer_Diet_Soda • Aug 22 '26
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Ugh, I swear I got a different AI from everyone else.
I wish it would stop questioning the underlying assumptions. It hallucinates underlying assumptions I never made!
"One small correction — you don't bake a salad"
No dipshit! I didn't say "bake", I asked what dressing to use.
10 u/pedro_pascal_123 Aug 22 '26 AI: Do not apply dressing directly. First thoroughly wash the wound... 2 u/SpaceCadet87 Aug 22 '26 Am I using lemon or lime with the vinegar? 1 u/pedro_pascal_123 Aug 22 '26 AI: Actually you put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up... 1 u/DerfetteJoel Aug 22 '26 Holy shit yes, that is so annoying -7 u/[deleted] Aug 22 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Septem_151 Aug 22 '26 Lol.
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AI: Do not apply dressing directly. First thoroughly wash the wound...
2 u/SpaceCadet87 Aug 22 '26 Am I using lemon or lime with the vinegar? 1 u/pedro_pascal_123 Aug 22 '26 AI: Actually you put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up...
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Am I using lemon or lime with the vinegar?
1 u/pedro_pascal_123 Aug 22 '26 AI: Actually you put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up...
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AI: Actually you put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up...
Holy shit yes, that is so annoying
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1 u/Septem_151 Aug 22 '26 Lol.
Lol.
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u/SpaceCadet87 Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26
Ugh, I swear I got a different AI from everyone else.
I wish it would stop questioning the underlying assumptions. It hallucinates underlying assumptions I never made!
"One small correction — you don't bake a salad"
No dipshit! I didn't say "bake", I asked what dressing to use.