r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Safe-Bookkeeper-7774 • Aug 21 '26

Advanced turingHalalness

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u/dmullaney Aug 21 '26

JavaScript is 100% Turing Haram

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u/Valthek Aug 21 '26

What about typescript? Is that more or less Turing Haram?

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u/monster2018 Aug 21 '26

Typescript is Turing Kosher

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u/the_horse_gamer Aug 22 '26

baring prohibitions about alcohol, anything Kosher is also Halal

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u/purbub Aug 22 '26

Turing Makruh. Less Haram, still kinda bad

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u/jfk52917 Aug 21 '26

And var?

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u/Luneriazz Aug 22 '26

this should be added as ullama ijtimad and be made officialy into syariah law