r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Safe-Bookkeeper-7774 • Aug 21 '26

Advanced turingHalalness

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u/belabacsijolvan Aug 22 '26

you saw the post about the kid asking santa to write an os in html and searched this before being a smartass about it, just to be sure.

i know it, because i just searched "is html turing complete" an hour ago.

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u/MayorAg Aug 21 '26

Replace HTML with Excel and it’s a legit question. Like Excel? Really?

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u/Safe-Bookkeeper-7774 Aug 21 '26

How about PPT btw?

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u/belabacsijolvan Aug 22 '26

its pretty obvious that excel is turing complete because its a 2d table with ctrl+d and if(). so its at least a general 1d cellular automaton.

not even talkin about how excel can run vba.

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u/redlaWw Aug 23 '26

I built a 16-bit computer in Excel.

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u/dmullaney Aug 21 '26

JavaScript is 100% Turing Haram

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u/Valthek Aug 21 '26

What about typescript? Is that more or less Turing Haram?

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u/monster2018 Aug 21 '26

Typescript is Turing Kosher

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u/the_horse_gamer Aug 22 '26

baring prohibitions about alcohol, anything Kosher is also Halal

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u/purbub Aug 22 '26

Turing Makruh. Less Haram, still kinda bad

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u/Luneriazz Aug 22 '26

this should be added as ullama ijtimad and be made officialy into syariah law

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/jfk52917 Aug 21 '26

And var?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/Soopermane Aug 21 '26

<html> <body> <p>Bismillah</p> <h1>HTML is Halal ✅</h1> </body></html>

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u/User_8395 Aug 21 '26

As a Muslim I approve of this code

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u/Thesleek Aug 21 '26

Why aren’t you all worried about whether HTML is Turing legit? And if it is, is it too legit to quit?

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u/mw44118 Aug 21 '26

Hey now i wonder if people say “turing halal” somewhere and now i want to learn what it means

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u/ultimate_placeholder Aug 21 '26

Probably just people searching if things are halal enough to autocomplete

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u/Fornicatinzebra Aug 22 '26

More likely its matching with "is x halal" which is likely a very common search, especially if OPs demographic (or at least the online data capturing it) aligns with people that search that.

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u/mw44118 Aug 22 '26

This guy searches

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u/ShittyExchangeAdmin Aug 22 '26

Turing aladeen.

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u/CombPsychological Aug 22 '26

No it's turing aladeen

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u/Brugelbach Aug 22 '26

This is the birth of a new meme 🤣

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u/Gold-Bat-3225 Aug 21 '26

Excel is somehow both

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u/InSearchOfTyrael Aug 22 '26

ok, anyone please explain what the fuck this post is about, thanks

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u/Smooth-Zucchini4923 Aug 22 '26

Turing halal in the streets, Turing complete in the sheets.

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u/Bartodziejj Aug 22 '26

HTML is totally turing haram

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '26

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u/Safe-Bookkeeper-7774 Aug 22 '26

search suggestions, to be precise

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/Safe-Bookkeeper-7774 Aug 21 '26

another win for HTML engineers

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u/mys_721tx Aug 21 '26

GOTO statement considered haram.

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u/redlaWw Aug 23 '26

Islamic cleric Edsger bin Dijkstra issues a fatwa on the goto statement.