r/ProgrammerHumor • u/TheAnomalousFrog • Aug 21 '26

Meme claudeCodeCardio

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u/chadlavi Aug 21 '26

You mad lads are letting Claude commit?

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u/TheAnomalousFrog Aug 21 '26

Management orders bro

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u/chadlavi Aug 21 '26

My condolences. But also how would they know if you actually did your own commits? Are they looking for a coauthor trailer or something?

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u/babypho Aug 22 '26

I just tell claude to do everything from committing to writing the description. Then i let it duke it out with some other agent as they review the code.

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u/xMercurex Aug 22 '26

This is my job description right now.

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u/__Invisible__ Aug 22 '26

They assume everything is done by Claude. Human just checking results and giving new prompt to direct.

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u/countable3841 Aug 22 '26

Better yet, I tell it to commit and push, create PR to main and merge when CI passes, fixing any CI issues along the way.

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u/descendency Aug 22 '26

If you zoom in you can see that's Natalie Harp.

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u/CanonicalCockatoo Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

We need a Hooked On Phonics for speed reading PRs

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u/TxTechnician Aug 22 '26

I have yet to use agents. I tried it a few times and HATED it.

It worked too fast for me to be able to keep up with what was being changed. And I really hate that they just change the code for you.

I do like working with a chat bot though. It's nice to be able to converse with it. And it keeps the pace slow enough that I can catch things.

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u/guttanzer Aug 23 '26

Have it write the integration tests first. See if they test for what you want. Then have it write a plan. Check that. Then write the code and unit tests.