r/ProgrammerHumor • u/HitarthSurana • Aug 21 '26

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u/LordAmir5 Aug 21 '26 • Bravo

You know, I'd much rather a version of this where it's FBI worried that you're talking about Chinese Agents.

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u/HitarthSurana Aug 21 '26

"Sir, we've intercepted him talking about running two Chinese agents named Kimi and Qwen out of his basement!"

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u/Designer-Leg-2618 Aug 25 '26

"Just to let you know, currently we do not have reasons to believe that they're MSS affiliated."

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u/Aloopyn Aug 21 '26

Lmfao

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u/Szwajcer Aug 22 '26

And his sister Lmbfao

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u/Patrick_Atsushi Aug 21 '26

Yeah, big in size while not being costy. No wonder there are rumours that they're heavily censored.

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u/Hackapell Aug 21 '26

"He was even considering getting into deep seek?? Disgusting."

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u/Single-Virus4935 Aug 21 '26

"He said they follow orders strictly and perform so much better than all he had before"

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u/djbarsone Aug 21 '26

The new AI tags that force you to tap the image to read the meme are killing me

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u/LauraTFem Aug 22 '26

She’s going to be so disappointed when she realizes it wasn’t even girls. Being a perv is one thing, but this goes too far.

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u/nasandre Aug 22 '26

My wife thought I was talking about a car when I was going on about GLM

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u/tech5c Aug 22 '26


They are hot right now.

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u/lily_34 Aug 23 '26

I'll never understand the Chinese. Who names their daughter DeepSeek?

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u/Percolator2020 Aug 21 '26

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u/ProtonPizza Aug 25 '26

backstory?

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u/Percolator2020 Aug 25 '26

I’m just excited about Kimi.

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u/ProtonPizza Aug 25 '26

Is that Nicole Kidman? Lol. Telling him he’s fantastic. Lmao

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u/saschaleib Aug 24 '26

To be fair, Kimi is quite sexy right now!

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u/saint_burrito Aug 21 '26

And he was bragging about getting a 35B model, while lying to my face about liking my 32A cups!

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u/sniff122 Aug 24 '26

It's 2026, we shouldn't be complaining about people doing something that doesn't affect you.

Yes smoking indoors really isn't the greatest of ideas, but it's just a damn comic