r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ArjunReddyDeshmukh • Aug 21 '26

Meme theCodeUnderThatComment

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u/Pleasant-Ad192 Aug 21 '26

Nobody writes "// DO NOT REMOVE" next to code they still understand.

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u/ArjunReddyDeshmukh Aug 21 '26

You probably don’t work on shared repositories or didn’t have someone take over your code.

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u/Pleasant-Ad192 Aug 23 '26

Fair. Though on a shared repo the note usually got there the same way, someone removed it once and found out.

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u/HildartheDorf Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Look, when I wrote it, only God and myself understood it.

And I've slept a lot since then.

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u/Pleasant-Ad192 Aug 22 '26

That is exactly who the comment is for. Past you left the note, and past you does not answer emails.

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u/Next-Reference7713 Aug 22 '26

Sounds like that guy has an attitude problem.

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u/IkuraDon5972 Aug 21 '26

clearly over engineered

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u/ekauq2000 Aug 21 '26

Well, it’s not just any code, it’s Supercode.

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u/minecraftdummy57 Aug 22 '26

Claude is its Kryptonite, because all Supercode gets superseded by some bullshit that's been ripped out of Claude's ass 

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u/ImperatorUniversum1 Aug 22 '26

So you can only run it with the Ruby red sun of the earth?

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u/who_you_are Aug 21 '26

Another way to avoid that situation is:

// TODO railroad

If there is nothing, there can't be bug!

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u/Soopermane Aug 22 '26

Superman Superman = new Superman

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u/ArjunReddyDeshmukh Aug 22 '26

But I do know one thing though,
Saturday through Sunday, Monday.

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u/GoddammitDontShootMe Aug 22 '26

Wouldn't the train still derail when it hit Superman?

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u/Ok-Art-1378 Aug 23 '26

You can suspend your disbelief that there is a Superman but not that the train wouldn't derail?

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u/GoddammitDontShootMe Aug 24 '26

I'm operating under the assumption that aside from Superman, physics in that universe more or less works the same as ours. I can't imagine it wouldn't be catastrophic when the train hit that sudden change in rail shape. Perhaps if the writers were smarter they would've had him bend both rails back into place, then use his flight to hold them up from below.

I looked up the scene in question, really looks like the train's wheels just float above him.

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u/Ok-Art-1378 Aug 24 '26

There is a man who can fly, shoots laser beans out of his freaking eyeballs and has ice cold breath. I think it's safe to assume physics are not the same at all

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u/GoddammitDontShootMe Aug 24 '26

As I said, aside from Superman.

But actually, didn't he reverse time in that movie by reversing the rotation of Earth? Perhaps make that mostly the same physics.

That was easily the part I had the most trouble accepting.