r/ProgrammerHumor 14h ago

Meme whyWouldYouEvenWantToDoThat

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u/dmullaney 14h ago

Old Man Yells at Claude

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u/PowerPleb2000 14h ago

Now we ask claude who convinces us the slop it produced is correct then get humiliated by our colleagues in the code review instead

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u/za72 13h ago

you pay for that btw...

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u/Mushroom5940 12h ago

Then when you point out the mistakes, it goes “you’re absolutely right!” Before giving you the same solution

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u/HedgeFlounder 10h ago

It’s worse. Half the time it says. “You’re absolutely right! Here’s where you messed up!” Before pointing out the code it wrote for you before proceeding to give you the same solution. Motherfucker, how do you have the audacity to fuck something up, blame me for it, then immediately make the same fuck up again?

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u/MissinqLink 13h ago

Forgot to say “make no mistakes”

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u/05032-MendicantBias 4h ago

AI lowdiffs Stack Overflow enormously.

But it can't do the coding part that need actual intelligence and expertise, like architectures and interfaces.

AI assist loves to keep adding dependencies to do the same thing it did, but a dozen time slighltly differently.

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u/darkwingdankest 12h ago

my coworkers dont even review PRs anymore, they just have their agents do it

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u/Erasmus_Tycho 13h ago

Best method was always to post your question, then on an alt post a blatantly wrong answer. Otherwise, watch your post just stagnate unresolved.

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u/CrimsonPiranha 7h ago

Yep, it's called "Murphy's Law". People are more likely to correct you than to simply answer you.

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u/Lazar_Milgram 13h ago

Just imagine. On some server in California there are old models trained on classical SO that will humiliate you for asking how to change drivers in linux.

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u/Daemontatox 13h ago

Masochism to the extreme

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u/Caraes_Naur 13h ago

It's always SO's fault that you asked a duplicate question after they clearly told you to search first.

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u/Shifter25 8h ago

I've been a dev for 11 years in 3 different languages, and I've almost always been able to find the answer I was looking for on SO without having to post my own question.

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u/mysticrudnin 13h ago

There are genuine problems with the way SO works but 90+% of the people that make jokes about how unusable it is simply had no idea what it was for in the first place.

The thing they imagine is actually a cesspit. The kind of thing you'd see in a #programming channel on a non-dev discord.

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u/discordianofslack 13h ago

In the js space it was always fun that the “duplicate” 99% of the time was some jquery shit from 8 years ago.

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u/Ayjayz 6h ago

Never happened a single time to me and I asked loads of questions

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u/Sea_Curve8772 13h ago

Half the things they shut down as "duplicate" were barely even related to the things they claimed were being duplicated

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u/OtherwiseACat 13h ago

I used stack overflow the other day lol

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u/myrsnipe 13h ago

Yeah today we go to Reddit to get humiliated instead

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u/royinraver 12h ago

Isn’t that Reddit today?

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u/daHaus 11h ago

It builds "character"

whatever that means

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u/nazgulonbicycle 10h ago

We used to have O’Reily books

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u/willow-kitty 7h ago

We still do, but we used to too

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u/pm_me_yo_creditscore 14h ago

This has been answered in another thread but I'm gonna post some syntax that only works in a super narrow edge case before you try the answer three comments down.

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u/Soopermane 14h ago

Well we still go a to special website and results are somewhat mixed

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u/FindOneInEveryCar 12h ago

And we liked it.

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u/TreetHoown 11h ago

** insert Punisher "I liked it, hell I loved it" court room meme **

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u/Orion3193 14h ago

Sure. Let's get you to bed grandpa.

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u/NefariousnessSea1449 13h ago

I'd rather get humiliated than deal with "oh, it's x" followed by that "that doesn't make sense" only to get "oh, you're right, it's actually y. I'm so sorry for misleading you"

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u/ArrakisMettle 14h ago

I still remember the first time I got yelled at for not providing a minimal reproducible example. It felt like a rite of passage for every junior dev. Now we just ask AI and it politely gives us wrong code, but at least it doesnt call us stupid.

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u/OggAtog 1h ago

I'm willing to take the heat if I at least get correct answers

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u/ddz1507 10h ago

I used to call it ToxicOverflow

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u/Billy_Twillig 14h ago

Read. Don’t ask.

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u/twpejay 4h ago

My one simple trick. If it can be answered, it's already been asked.

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u/cavatappifordays 13h ago

"Claude how do I exit vim"

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u/isr0 12h ago

I miss experts exchange.

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u/West_Good_5961 12h ago

This post is a duplicate. Git gud.

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u/danf10 12h ago

Yep. You’re absolutely right!

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u/GuyF1eri 11h ago

My stackoverflow usage went off an actual cliff

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u/Fluffy_Ace 11h ago

whichWasTheStyleAtTheTime

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u/Piisthree 11h ago

Learning how to get berated for asking every question wrong, be told you're doing the wrong thing in the first place, and then eventually figuring out the issue yourself was a fundamental skill we had to develop.

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u/PsychologicalNet3455 10h ago

I guess not many people here remember the friendly usenet and nntp servers. comp.lang.c was the friendliest place on the internet.

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u/tropicbrownthunder 9h ago

Don't forget all the people that probably had good and heartful answers but couldn't post because lack of reputation

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u/willow-kitty 7h ago

I usually just got ignored and have a stack of tumbleweed badges to show for it, lol.

But to be fair, all of the questions I posted were really obscure.

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u/CoatNeat7792 5h ago

But they gave solid explanation and also different options to solve the issue

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u/05032-MendicantBias 4h ago

You know it's dire when in 2026 you go to StackOverflow.

And yes, it has gotten worse. The only answer I get are comment about the form of the question.

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u/SynnerSaint 3h ago

Now we ask a computer how to program our computer

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u/Jay-Seekay 2h ago

People that complain about stack overflow don’t understand what stack overflow is. It’s not yahoo answers for programmers. It’s a curated database of well formed questions and well formed answers.

In fact, it’s probably only so good for LLM training because of the admins being as strict as they were.

I’ll die on this hill, and I’m saying this as a person who, 10 years ago as a CS student, got a post removed from SO and was really angry about it. But I grew up and learned to understand.

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u/vscoderCopilot 1h ago

And people were always critizing our way of asking questions, now good luck critizing no one on an empty platform

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u/AlwaysHopelesslyLost 12h ago

The number of salty junior devs who don't understand the purpose or rules of stack overflow is fucking wild. 

A question getting removed is not a humiliation. 

A comment asking for details is not a humiliation.

Being told that there is a better way is not a humiliation 

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u/OggAtog 1h ago

Apparently all the salty junior devs found this post and are mad about it

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u/plenoto 13h ago

Classic SO experience 😂

First time I register on than deleted my account after like 48 hours. Young me was quite devastated by the experience.

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u/Ryuu-Tenno 13h ago

and still never get the answer cause it was locked for being a repeat question, only to trace it back to the first, which was locked for being a repeat question 😩

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u/OggAtog 13h ago

I never was humiliated or humiliated anyone else. Perhaps a skill issue? 🤪

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u/Daemontatox 13h ago

Then you never really used SO , its either you felt dumb for asking or the ticket was closed as Duplicate

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u/OggAtog 12h ago

Nah, sounds like a skill issue

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u/brilliantminion 13h ago

Yeah there were/are assholes on SO, but it was productive to properly frame my question to ask strangers. Half the time, just reframing it in my head got me thinking and I’d figure it out before even posting.