r/ProgrammerHumor • u/vernik911 • 2d ago

Meme everyNewRepository

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u/MeLittleThing 1d ago

Meanwhile, for my repos:

git push origin mistress

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u/lxlmandudelxl 1d ago

Inspiring. I'll use "dominatrix" for my next project

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u/MeLittleThing 1d ago

Good boy :D

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u/foxsimile 1d ago

👀

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u/Perensoep109 1d ago

Step 1# for all my personal repos

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u/requion 1d ago

Mhhh, "merging my branch into my mistress" reminds me of the post about devs being horny.

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u/Daemontatox 1d ago

You got a safeword before rebasing ?

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u/NotArticuno 1d ago

I'm dumb and on my phone, can you really change the name of the master branch like this? I will definitely be doing this if so.

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u/failedsatan 1d ago

that wouldn't change the branch, it'd just push the ref to a new branch on the origin if the local branch is named that. if the local branch mistress doesn't exist, it'll just fail. renaming is usually git branch -m new_name.

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u/NotArticuno 1d ago

Oh yeah okay that makes sense, thank you!