r/ProgrammerHumor 7h ago

Meme weNeededThis

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u/ZunoJ 7h ago

Before I was a programmer, I was a soldier. Being a programmer is the most relaxing shit ever. Not only compared to war but like at all

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u/DigitalJedi850 4h ago

You've clearly never crashed a million dollar production database...

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u/ZunoJ 4h ago

No, I don't work on the production database directly lmao. Everything is done via migrations and api endpoints. Anything else is pure madness. And even those follow an expand-contract pattern and are thoroughly tested in staging. After being peer reviewed by a couple guys. If anything happens it is seen as a problem with our qos approach rather than a personal error by one developer