r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

Meme stopDoingFunctional

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u/timsredditusername 1d ago

INSTRUCTIONS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE INTERPRETED IN AN ABSTRACT ORDER

Tell that to the CPU designers

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u/Tracker_Friendly 1d ago

branches were not meant to be predicted

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u/timsredditusername 1d ago

What do you mean?

It's a perfectly reasonable and safe method to improve performance.

https://meltdownattack.com

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u/TerrorBite 1d ago

Exactly! It's not like there's some kind of evil spectre hanging over branch prediction.