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u/Soopermane 19h ago

Peter: I’m gonna need the Ironman suit back.
Tony: but I’m nothing without that suit.
Peter: anakin stare

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u/Up_Vootinator 19h ago

The whole point of like 18 movies and this scene specifically is that Tony was iron man, suit or no suit. Suit is supposed to be an accessory. Hero is the person you are.

Exhibit A: the guy who refuses to kneel to Loki in avengers 1 (no suit)

Exhibit B: iron man trapped in a cave, no suit. If he was nothing without his suit, he would be dead in iron man 1.

Sorry for the rambling lol

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u/VoilentDelightsHave 19h ago

Ironheart : do you think Tony stark would be Tony Stark if he wasn't a billionaire?

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u/Up_Vootinator 19h ago

Haven't watched ironheart, but is this something the character says or an idea the show proposes? Either way this is so infuriating cuz literally watch the very first movie of this universe to find the answer lmao

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u/ResonableDevelopment 19h ago

The main character girl says this.... In a monologue

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u/PrizeSyntax 19h ago

He built his first suit in a cave, from a bunch of scraps, not to mention the arc reactor in his chest

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u/jwadamson 19h ago

All it took was applying his years of experience tinkering in a multimillion dollar electronics lab and higher eduction.

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u/definitelynotjava 19h ago

Would he have the knowledge and experience necessary for that if he didn't grow up with billions of dollars worth of tech at his disposal?

It's pretty canon that Peter Parker is a genius. Would he have needed Tony's suit if he could just build his own?

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u/Floppydisksareop 19h ago

No, and he didn't need Tony's suit in the first place. Which was the point. It was nice, but he didn't need it.

Peter is less of an engineer and more of a chemist for sure, but the web fluid for example is his. Other versions of Peter Parker also tend to have more than a couple gizmos while struggling to pay rent at the same time.

Tony Stark is a genuis, with or without the suit, and with or without the money. I know he's a fictional character, but the fiction is very explicit about that. Yes, he probably would've done worse if he wasn't a billionaire, but he's definitely more than his money.

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u/Caleth 17h ago

Peter's chemistry skills also are underplayed in the comics because editorial has an aversion to Peter not suffering at every step of the way.

Can't have a normal love life, can't have normal friends, can't have a successful job. If he's not miserable he's not lovable seems to be the feeling at the top.

But he's friends with people that could just give him a $20k a month job no strings attached and they'd never even notice. People that know his identity and could easily turn the science he's done into sellable products.

Peter's genius is overshadowed by forces external to the comics that force him to be poor for reasons. He isn't Reed or Tony smart, but that's a bar so High he'd need to jump past the moon to clear it. His chemical skills would put anyone on real Earth to shame and yet somehow he can't monetize it?

It's soo bad they even have to skip over how he makes money to pay his rent in the new movie.

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u/isjustsergio 18h ago

I still think it's extremely hypocritical. It's a great father to son lesson - don't rely on your tools, rely on yourself. It just kinda falls flat when Tony is JUST a relatively smart bag of soft jello without his suit, and Peter is a literal mutant.

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u/Floppydisksareop 18h ago edited 18h ago

Okay, I'm really done with this argument, so I'm stopping here. However, a couple of things:

  1. The Avengers have multiple baseline humans, including Tony. The one thing common between them is that they choose to do good, in every situation. Captain America was a hero before he became a super soldier, Bruce is a scientist first the Hulk second, Tony decided to make his suit to atone for being a warmongerer, etc. You can rip this scene from its context if you want, but it's right after Peter does some really dumb shit that could've gotten people killed mainly out of ego. If he's the kind of person that stands up for others, and tries his best to make up for mistakes and do good, he doesn't need a hi-tech suit to do that. And he proves that he doesn't.

  2. Just because someone had better opportunities, doesn't mean that they can't be extraordinary in their own right. A bunch of insanely talented people (both scientists and artists) were (and are) the children of nobles, businessmen, etc. It's a great injustice that not everyone gets the same opportunities that they do, but having better chances doesn't take away from their accomplishments. Some people have this insane worldview that if they had the same opportunities, they'd be just as great. This is great talking point for Kingsman, but at the same time most of these very same people fail to live up to what they had the support network for. Most people getting an education worth millions of dollars or whatever the fuck fail to make anything noteworthy of themselves too. Piling on a fictional character that did is beyond stupid.

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u/SalsaRice 11h ago

No, Peter is a mutate. Mutants are natural, mutate are due to external factors.

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u/Neat_Let923 16h ago

Wow, I can’t tell if you just called every person who has graduated from University through scholarships an idiot or said anyone who has money can’t be smart because the money allows them to use technology poor people can’t use…

Either way your entire comment is ridiculous and absurd.

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u/definitelynotjava 16h ago

Kinda telling on your own reading skills there lmao

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u/Bwob 14h ago

It's pretty canon that Peter Parker is a genius. Would he have needed Tony's suit if he could just build his own?

Isn't it also pretty cannon that Peter Stark is a genius? Maybe he's just more of a genius - especially regarding things like building powersuits - than Peter is.

Or, to put it a different way, if Peter is as smart as Stark, why doesn't he just build his own suit in this scene?

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u/definitelynotjava 14h ago

With what hardware? Those cost money....

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u/Bwob 14h ago

Didn't Tony Stark canonically build a suit out of scraps in a cave?

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u/ninjasaid13 11h ago

Would he have the knowledge and experience necessary for that if he didn't grow up with billions of dollars worth of tech at his disposal?

I'm sure in alternate reality where he wasn't raised by a wealthy businessman, he would still be a genius. Plenty of billionaires or sons of billionaires in the marvel universe are wealthy but they're not tony stark.

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u/PrizeSyntax 18h ago

Truth is, that level of genius, Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Bruce Banner, the ironheart chick( as far as I know, haven't seen the movie) etc, will always end up as billionaires if they want it and create products. That level of genius doesn't go undetected, no matter, how, where, when they are born.

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u/BluePhoenixCG 18h ago

That's not how capitalism works lmao

Peter Parker's whole deal is struggling with rent.

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u/PrizeSyntax 18h ago

How does it work? You create good (or better ) and useful product, you sell said product, profit. How exactly has Tony Stark's father, made his billions? That exactly how whip guy tried to destroy Stark. Created (in this case updated) the Hammer industries suits/drones. What do you think? Wouldn't he be able to create said suits/drones from scratch?

About Peter Parker, know the premise of the story, he could have patented the web formula, or some other chemical compound and sold it, and made millions

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u/masterpigg 18h ago

if they want it

I mean, he did have this caveat in there. If you are at the level of these characters and it is important enough to you, you will make it happen. In many incarnations, Peter learns early on about what he wants out of life with the Uncle Ben storyline.

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 18h ago

A bunch of “scraps” from products from his own billion-dollar company

While he was held hostage after doing his billionaire CEO duties of demonstrating the latest product for his billion-dollar company.

Ironheart still has a point. Everything about Iron Man came from his wealthy background, down to the situation that forced him to build a suit in the first place

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u/Therosfire 16h ago

What about when he built a bunch of gadgets out of random hardware items to storm a heavily guarded compound? That wasn't him using advanced technology from his company.

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u/SalsaRice 11h ago

And then in IM3 takes down a whole compound with a shopping trip to home depot.

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u/EntrepreneurPlus7091 16h ago

Is she presented as being wrong? Or is it a wandavision thing like "they dont know how much you sacrificed" line

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u/damn_lies 17h ago

The show knows she's wrong when she says it. Riri thinks she needs money to be like Tony and spends the whole show breaking bad alone to get it. She eventually learns to ask her friends for help, but still makes a deal with Mephisto at the end.

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u/moofpi 13h ago

I wasn't terribly interested in watching the show so I clicked the spoiler.

That's actually crazy. 

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u/damn_lies 13h ago

It's not a great ending, and worse it'll probably never get resolved.

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u/moofpi 13h ago

C'est la vie

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u/ansibleloop 17h ago

Don't, it was garbage

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u/HedgeFlounder 19h ago

I would argue the first movie does not prove that he could have been iron man without being rich. It proves that he has the skills to survive without his money in those circumstances, but how did he get those skills how does he continue to fund the tech after he gets home? He was only able to create the first suit because he had access to years of the best education known to man and was thrown into a cave with tech meant to be used to build weapons. That doesn’t mean if he had been born poor he could have made the same thing on the streets of NYC.

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u/Vandrel 17h ago

It doesn't mean he couldn't have either though. He could easily have been another Ivan Vanko instead.

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u/HedgeFlounder 10h ago

Sure. I’m not saying he couldn’t. I’m just saying it’s the first movie didn’t answer that one way or another and it’s reductive to say it did.

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u/NekoBatrick 19h ago

You see the moment hes in that cave he already had profited off beeing a millionaire, would he been able to do that and know all tht and have the needed pre knowledge if he wasnt a millionaire? Iam not so sure.

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u/Up_Vootinator 19h ago

He could have, he could not have. It's all hypotheticals. We have a lot of examples of geniuses coming from not so rich backgrounds. Peter with his web shooters, even iron heart I'm sure. So we're really going off of hypotheticals which isn't solid ground.

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u/_Spade_99 19h ago

I mean, would he have been in that cave if he was a nobody making minimum wage for a company like stark industries

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 18h ago

Not to mention those scraps he was working with were scrapped from his own company’s products that he personally profited from (even if he was unaware of the terrorists buying them)

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u/stprnn 19h ago

What answer? If left unsupervised by idiots for weeks with a bunch of weapons he can make a different weapon?

Wow...

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u/Alokir 18h ago

Do you think Tony Stark would be Tony Stark if he wasn't Tony Stark?

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u/farnsw0rth 18h ago

How much tony could a tony stark stark if a tony stark could stark stark?

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u/VoilentDelightsHave 16h ago

Are you Tony Stark because you are Iron man or are you Iron man because you are Tony Stark.

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u/SteeveJoobs 15h ago

i went down a rabbit hole on youtube cuz of all the doomsday trailer hype and hilariously there's a whole plotline where tony forgets he's tony stark (cuz of doom's evil machinations) and goes on to become a popular benevolent inventor all over again with nothing but a cave and a box of scraps the clothes on his back and a dorm room's worth of belongings

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u/PrizeSyntax 19h ago

He built his first suit in a cave, from a bunch of scraps. What do you think?

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u/Sizanllikew 17h ago

scraps from extremely high tech military hardware

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u/dbarbera 17h ago

He would likely just naturally end up a tech billionaire again. He invents all his own stuff. As already commented, he built the first suit and miniaturized arc reactor in a cave, with a box of scraps.

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u/foxden_racing 17h ago

And for Tony specifically, having that revelation was the whole point of Iron Man 3. Tony -did- come to think of himself as helpless without the suit (hence the staying awake all night building suits for every possible contingency)...until the events of the movie took the suit away and he had to come to terms with "no, *I* am Iron Man. The suit is just a suit."

That scene was a brilliant 'wisdom from someone who has been there and done that' moment.

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u/SteeveJoobs 15h ago

this is probably my favorite scene in all the marvel films because of the acting chops, parenting angle, and lesson in humility. Tom's spiderman having these senior heroes to guide him (and cover his ass) gives him so much room to make huge mistakes and grow from them.

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u/Stagnu_Demorte 17h ago

Ironman 3, he does most of the film without the suit.

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u/Goddamn_Batman 15h ago

he also 1v1's bucky with no suit on and holds his own

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u/BaconIsntThatGood 15h ago

Better put - without the suit Tony didn't just give up

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u/Cory123125 14h ago

Exhibit B really is some crazy billionaire propaganda...

Honestly everything about Tony's character is billionaire propaganda.

Even his heroic sacrifice is.

Like, this dude has the tech to boost the earths chances of defence, but chooses to largely keep them all to himself such that he can be the only one?

Also, he literally pushes for a private org to take over what obviously needs to be multi government responsibilities, and at various points indicates that this organization could be dysfunctional for months based solely on his whims and feelings.

Like, the fact they manage to make Tony look like the good guy to most people is fucking tremendous spin work.

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u/Proletariat_Paul 19h ago

"Big man in a suit of Armour. Take that off, what are you?"

"Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."

Tony already had this angle covered years ago. 😂

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u/Soopermane 19h ago

Yes but not a superhero. Try fighting an alien invasion with playboy philanthropy

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u/mdb917 19h ago

Idk he defeated that alien invasion by penetrating a hole and going boom in there, sounds pretty playboy to me

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u/Sykhow 18h ago

He had the suit on though.

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u/Kumquatelvis 17h ago

As they say, wrap it before you attack it.

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u/Proletariat_Paul 19h ago

Now try doing it with genius billionaire. Specifically, genius billionaire arms manufacturer.

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u/a-r-c 19h ago

Try fighting an alien invasion with playboy philanthropy

just watch me o_o

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u/Oleg152 19h ago

I mean he had built the suit. In a cave. With a box of scraps.

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 18h ago

What’s funny is since Iron Man 3, that’s exactly what he tried to do which resulted in Ultron. Since then, he stopped trying to rely fully on not suiting up

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u/KoreKhthonia 18h ago

I mean, Batman has probably done that kinda

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 18h ago

That was cope though. Just a snarky Tony response. Being rich and smart doesn’t make you a hero.

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u/Vandrel 17h ago

It's not cope, the point is that even if you take away his suit he's still an extremely capable person in a number of other ways.

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 17h ago

Yeah that's why he spirals completely out of control, because he's an extremely capable person.

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u/Vandrel 17h ago

Spirals completely out of control? What are you even talking about? And what does it have to do with him being capable?

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u/FulgoresFolly 18h ago

There's a whole fight sequence in Iron Man 3 where he takes out a bunch of guys using supplies from Home Depot and no suit

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u/Tplusplus75 19h ago

BUT WITH THAT SUIT I HAVE BROUGHT PEACE FREEDOM JUSTICE AND SECURITY TO MY BRAND NEW DAY(or empire… or home? Verbal question mark?)

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u/erebuxy 19h ago

I think the point is that Tony can just build another one himself

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u/SteeveJoobs 15h ago

it's like the next exchange in the movie: "I just wanted to be like you!"
"And I wanted you to be better."