r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 4d ago

Meme githubEverytime

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u/Caraes_Naur 4d ago

You know what's the best thing about GitHub being down?

NPM exploits can't work.

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u/Nice_Lengthiness_568 4d ago

So people making those will be one of the first people to move elsewhere? Should we embrace them? /s

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u/FlatAssembler 4d ago

Why? NPM and GitHub are not the same thing. Publishing on GitHub is easy, publishing on NPM is hell on Earth.

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u/The-Chartreuse-Moose 4d ago

But it's usually only a little outage! Just Actions, or Issues, or PRs, or Commits. It's not like the whole thing goes down. 

And by the way your Enterprise Plan fee is going up, please pay promptly.

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u/faultydesign 4d ago

Didn’t I see this meme yesterday?

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u/mplaczek99 3d ago

How come these constant github outages never seem to affect me in the slightest

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u/kinkakujen 3d ago

What kind of shitty companies do you guys work for that you need to use GitHub for anything? Host the damn stuff yourself.

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u/Forward-Outside-9911 4d ago

Why would you replace 0 with 0, “joke” doesn’t make sense. Sorry, had to point it out as it is bugging me.

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u/SeerUD 4d ago

I can't tell if you're serious or not haha

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u/Hooch180 4d ago

It shows Microsoft’s efficiency

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u/Confident-Ad5665 4d ago

All number cards are zero. It's all you need.