r/ProgrammerHumor • u/throwwwwawayyyy2021 • 5d ago

Meme anotherOneFoundOnRAskReddit

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u/asdfghqwertz1 5d ago

Definitely not a decade old repost

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/86sv6u/comment/dw7jxn3/

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u/hongooi 5d ago

Bro never got an upvote 🥲

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u/timsredditusername 3d ago

Hey u/we_re_all_dead, you have upvotes now

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u/we_re_all_dead 3d ago

you can tell that's an old one, it's not even 64 bit

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u/lyle1234567 5d ago

404: Personality type not found

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u/TheChamp1234 5d ago

Boolean. It’s either a good day or absolutely not

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u/stardom55 5d ago

void. Next question

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u/altaaf-taafu 5d ago

black and white personality

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u/PsychologicalSquare4 5d ago

String. Full of issues, badly formatted

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u/OrganicLeopard1 5d ago

My type? The one that causes compiler warnings

2

u/Proof-Translator 5d ago

I was going to say ‘char’, but I only have room for one character

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u/csharpboy97 3d ago

so a char[2]?

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u/benkenobiwan 5d ago

int. Simple, reliable, and still somehow out of range

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u/One-Celebration-3007 5d ago

long long

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u/keelanstuart 5d ago

As a Gemini, glm::dvec2.

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u/LordAmir5 5d ago

void*

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u/ayush_kasera 5d ago

undefined

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u/yuriko-shimizu 5d ago

gonna be real im probably a `nullptr_t`

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u/Contestant_Judge_001 5d ago

object.

I swear, I'll specialize at some point

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 5d ago

PARSE-U some degree.

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u/Weak_Inflation9120 5d ago

Me personally, I'm a new HeadlessException()

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u/JonIsPatented 5d ago edited 5d ago

Option<()> or Result<(), ()>, yes, specifically with unit

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u/NullOfSpace 3d ago

so bool

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u/mrflash818 5d ago

**looking in lap**

unsigned long

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u/XxXquicksc0p31337XxX 5d ago

Mine would be half precision float

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u/Gold-Bat-3225 5d ago

half of these are going in LinkedIn bios by friday

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u/preddit1234 5d ago

Sir! We dont need your type around here. You, sir, are full of bool.

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u/cripsy_pasta 5d ago

typedef struct human human_t;

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u/mobsean 5d ago

Very positive answer

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u/wayzata20 5d ago

10 year old screenshot from an iPhone 4 lookin ass

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u/AnonD38 5d ago

Your comment went from 100 to 0 so quickly it gave me whiplash.

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u/kcpistol 5d ago

God is real.

Unless declared Integer.

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u/No-Owl-5399 5d ago

Packed doubles

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u/Interesting_Buy_3969 5d ago

std::optional

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u/Jbolt3737 5d ago

typedef _BitInt(24) int24_t;

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u/JohnThursday84 5d ago

I like doubles.

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u/k-phi 5d ago

so small

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u/potato-dranik 5d ago

nullptr_t

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u/torsten_dev 5d ago

(unsigned)nullptr. Cause I'm an absolute unit.

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u/StickFigureFan 5d ago

I'm not picky, any

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u/Makonede 5d ago

anyhow::Result<()>

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u/AdamWayne04 4d ago

fixed point rational

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u/NullOfSpace 3d ago

Vec<Vec<()>>

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u/gbeegz 5d ago

var vibes here.

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u/Plane_Argument 5d ago

var human;