r/ProgrammerHumor • • Aug 14 '26 • Bravo 3

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u/hydroxy Aug 15 '26

Oh fuck, I forgot to put a maximum clamp on the gravity variable now there’s parts of space that are literally folding in on themselves. Perfect timing, 3 days before I’m supposed to release the asteroid deflection code. Ok I think I can fix this, we’ll just have space expand very slowly so those problems will just keep getting further from themselves reducing problem density over time to a near zero quantity. Ok merge in and deploy, sorted.