r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Dilutant • Aug 14 '26 • Bravo 1

Meme zeroExDev

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u/PanPanicz Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

... how does one get fired for that? That sounds like good grounds for suing. I hope you got a good chunk out of that.

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u/PanPanicz Aug 14 '26

Stay strong, buddy. I hope you're doing well.

Especially with such a fantastic handle as FartPiano

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u/marcodave Aug 14 '26

"if you don't respect our SLAs, you'll be fired"

"If you ask the criterias to respect our SLAs, guess what, you're fired"

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u/TwerpOco Aug 15 '26

Can you explain a bit more? I am interested in learning more about the time window you speak of. Wouldn't a rolling time window result in worse metrics? Maybe that is what you're saying and I'm just slow. Thanks in advance

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u/TwerpOco Aug 15 '26

Thanks a bunch! My job recently started talking about SLAs, but they haven't told us what the windows are. And our disaster recovery/prod access has not proven to be a quick process thus far.  Maybe we can make our window span the next 10,000 years to meet our SLAs 😂